Results from Marvellous Mere

Forget about the Election and just play golf this Spring!

Spaces at Dunham Forest pairs next Thursday 16th and Vale of Llangollen Titleist team of 4 event on Monday 20th April.

Maxitours Galvin Green Masters at The Mere

Masters fever was in the air as over 160 golfers enjoyed ‘Augusta like’ conditions at The Mere which is probably now the number one golf resort in the North.
Many thanks to Joe Gates and his superb staff for all their help today. Steve the golf starter is also a legend and ensures everyone starts their round in good time and in good spirits.
Gail Hegarty hit her best shot of the day as she unleashed a four wood onto the 9th green but was horrified to see a wayward Maxitours competitor who was playing the 6th hole apparently pick up her ball and play it back onto the adjoining fairway. Playing partner and husband Chris was about to step in when on closer inspection talented Gail was delighted to find her missing ball was actually in the hole for a remarkable eagle.
Talking about remarkable birds ‘Chicken George’ Maclean supplies Europe’s supermarkets with just less than a million chickens a day. After a poor 36th place finish it was his teams turn to slaughter him after he ran out of batteries and played like a rotten egg.
After not playing much golf this Winter a rusty Richard Williamson was close to winning ‘nearest the bin’ on the 8th hole however with a little bit of Jack Nicklaus-like magic he rolled back the years and won nearest the pin with a majestic 7 iron into the 14th hole.
Chris Reade has been practicing throwing his clubs in his back garden in preparation for the coming golf season. Sure enough today the practice paid off, according to Paul Griffiths his playing partner, it was noticeable that Chris was definitely throwing his 8 iron a little bit further and more accurately than last season after he hit a particularly bad shot on the 14th hole..
In today’s event Hazel Grove’s Simon Conway(9) and Vince Coombs(16) continued their solid form finishing in fourth place playing alongside Simon’s young looking Dad Bill(11), and Mark Williams(8).
Despite protests about a recent handicap reduction before they teed off the aging Swinton Park Team of Frank Massey(11), Jimmy O’Reilly(8), Neville Dennis(16) and Jimmy Farrell(17) were delighted to record another podium finish as they enjoyed the best of the greens with an early start time.
Ashton on Mersey dream team Dave Hillier(9), Wayne Harris(9), Simon Lewis(12) and Pete Mellor(10) played late in the day so they could go to work this morning. Council worker Wayne Harris took his jobs even easier than normal and he looked particularly fresh as he skipped down the first hole. The relaxing morning paid off as they finished with an excellent 86 points earn 2nd place.
North Manchester Golf Clubs’ John Cottrell(10)and David Goodier(18) are a couple of pipe fitters and it was their clubs which were smoking today. They played great golf alongside Maxitour journeymen Mike ‘no fashion sense whatsoever’ McCurdy(9) and John Farrell(10). After a steady start the team picked up 8 points on the 10th hole after Cottrell and McCurdy made superb birdies and a strong finish on Mere’s famous closing holes saw them take first place. Great golf chaps.
Many thanks indeed to all who played in the biggest field of the season so far.
Thanks to Galvin Greens John Gallagher for his great support and don’t forget to download the new free Galvin app for the latest golf weather and golf fashion advice!
Yours in Golf,
Tim
Nearest the Pin 8th Nigel Milroy Dozen AD333s
Nearest the Pin 14th Richard Williamson Dozen AD333s
2’s Sweep £152.50 3 Pro V1s or 6 srixon AD333s each
Danny Ritchie Bob Sutton Dave Bowers Jim Caldwell x2 Nigel Millroy Neil Higgins Andy Burns Simon Lewis Robert Leggett Dave McDougall Jim Hodges Sam Leach Dave Sarsfield Richard Williamson Paul Woodbine

Mere 09-Apr-2015
Pos Team Players Score OoM Comment
1 Jon Farrell, Mick McCurdy, John Cottrell, David Goodier 88 12 Galvin Green Insular top each
2 Dave Hillier, Wayne Harris, Simon Lewis, Pete Mellor 86 10 Galvin Green Shirt each
3 Neville Dennis, Frank Massey, Jimmy O’Reilly, Jimmy Farrell 84 8 Galvin Green Belt
4 Simon Conway, Mark Williams, Bill Conway, Vince Coombs 84 6 Galvin Green Umbrella
5 Jim Caldwell, John Kelsall, Bob Picthall, Nigel Milroy 83 4 Galvin Green winter hat
6 Paul Griffiths, Chris Reade, John Williams, John Allday 82 2 Galvin Green Cap
7= Neil Higgins, Chris Cyprus, Andy Burns, Steve Murray 82
7= Dave Bowers, Hugh Mullin, Paul Sherlock, Billy Blissett 82
9= Anthony Grimley, John McGowan, John Buckley, AN Other 80
9= Lewis Marland, Alf Shillitoe, Neil Laurent, Kevin Seaton 80
9= Barry Jackson, Barney Hunter, Cameron Massey, Chris Lane 80
12= Phil Vokes, Kevin Hamilton, Mike Campbell, Peter Maxwell 79
12= John Dickenson, Dave McDougall, Arthur Gray, Steve Kirkby 79
14= Danny Ritchie, Andy Whittle, Carl Robinson, Phil Johnson 78
14= Joe Yates, Gary Nields, Alan Forber, John Longworth 78
16 Richard Williamson, Paul Woodbine, Paul Ward , Dave Goodwin 77
17= Joe Stanley, Bob Sutton, David Kelly, DavidArthur 76
17= Roger Percival, Martin France, Pete Atherton, Dan Percival 76
19= Mick Mahon, Richard Palmer, Frank Hindle, John Farnworth 75
19= Lee Tilley, Dave Sarsfield, Dave Rhodes, Pete Norbury 75
21= Geoff Fryer, Peter Cross, Ian Ainsworth, Alan Clough 74
21= Tim Handforth, Chris Brownhill, David Hess, Gordon Hamlett 74
23= Gail Heggarty, Chris Heggarty, Graham Brownhill, Malc Brownhill 73
23= Gary Garner, Phil Ashcroft, Tony Robinson, Pat Houston 73
25= Dave Parsons, Geoff Sherburn, David Moore, Chris Leonard 72
25= Bob Ellis, Jack Cowburn, Geoff Dale, Adrian Ollerton 72
25= Jim O’Driscoll, Kevin Hart, Bernie Rimmer, Harry Jewkes 72
28 Eddie Ellis, Graham Aspinall, Darren Jones, Anthony McManus 71
29= Ian King, Chris Wilde, Darren Whittaker, Mike Spencer 70
29= Roy Ainsworth, Brian Ankers, Mike Verdon, Barry Simpson 70
29= David Smith, Chris Ernill, Bill Melia, Peter O’Driscoll 70
32= Max Henderson, Mike Hewitt, Jon Cunningham, Frazer Morris 69
32= Brian Hopkins, Steve Savage, Alan Pengelly, Steve Parton 69
34= Robert Leggett, Tony Bermingham, John Whitehead, Ian Gordon 68
34= Tom Jarvis, Tony Dagnall, Ron Heale, Ian Scott 68
36= John Hilditch, Darren Grant, Ben Luscombe, Peter Sutton 67
36= Eddie Sterling, Saj Hashmi, Sean O’Connor, George Maclean 67
38 Sam Leach, Jim Hodges, Alex McLean, Bob Chester 66
39= Gary Bailey, Gary Hempstead, Geoff Allen, Jim Reynolds 65
39= Mick Taylor, Mark Smeeton, Ken Swarbrick, Gordon Warke 65
41 Capt Edmunds, Tom Wilson, Bernar Wood, Mike Birtwhistle 63
42 Ray Royle, Ian Nielson, Barry Taylor, Graham Coward 56

Start times at Dunham Forest Golf Club

Pairs event Thursday 16th April

8.00 Colin Roberts x4
8.10 Caldwell x2 Roy Clowes x2
8.20 Rob Platt x4
8.28
8.37
8.46 Colin Baxendale x4
8.55
9.04 Phil Vokes x4
9.13 Brian Greenbank x4
9.22 Gordon Hamlettx4
9.31
9.40 Simon Conway x2
9.49 Martin Firth x4
9.58 Neville Dennis x4
10.07 Ian King x4
10.16 John Hilditch x2 Anthony Grimley x2
10.25 Mick Mahon x4
10.34 Gary Garner x4
10.43
10.52 Chris Adams x4
11.00 Steve Johnson x4
11.09Tony Ramatowski x2 Simon Kaye x2
11.18
11.27 Steve Parle x4
11.36
11.45 Frank Stapleton x4
11.54
12.03
12.12 Jason Henderson x4
12.21 Ian Fairbrother x2 Dave Keen x2
12.30 Joe Yates x4
12.39 Blackwell x4
12.48 Brian Hopkins x4

12.57 Dave Goodier x4

Results from Vale Royal

Spaces stll available at these great Maxitours events!

Mere 9th April (room for 2 teams)

Dunham Forest 16h April

Vale Of Llangollen 20th April

Maxitours at Vale Royal

Despite a mixed weather forecast the rain held off for most of the day and only the last five groups enjoyed the challenge of exhilarating wind and rain.

‘The course was superb considering the overnight rain’ said Mick Mahon ‘

‘Those greens were excellent’ reported Phil Smeathers.

Many thanks to Ian Embury and his five star Vale Royal team for their superb attention and service throughout the day, this is a top class venue.

Sixty five year old Tommy Thompson played in his first ever Maxitours event today and it was very interesting to watch his warm up routine before play. As he came out of the Gents he tripped over a step before doing a graceful forward roll down the Vale Royal corridor.

Barry Jackson lives 40 minutes away from the Vale Royal and Sandiway golf courses. He has got away with telling his Mrs that he is staying overnight in nearby Chester (25 minutes away) so he can prepare correctly for the two day event. Yeah, right.

The latest Maxitours Order of Merit is available to view on my website http://www.maxitoursgolf.com . Tiger Woods has surprisingly just dropped out of the Official world’s top 100 for the first time since 1996, he was number 1 in the world for 683 weeks. Less of a shock is the fact that Geoff Underhill has also dropped out of the top 100 in the Shotsaver Order of Merit after he reached a career high of 96th two weeks ago.

In today’s event Knutsford’s David Kelly was in a negative frame of mind before play. ‘Great- we have got three chances to come last this week’ he complained looking with little hope at his teammates ‘last today, last tomorrow or last overall!’

Despite this very harsh criticism some terrific golf from the ageless Bob Sutton(19), Nigel Eckersley(11) and Big Dave Harlow(15) saw them overjoyed to be sitting in 3rd place going into tomorrow.

The Wigan team led by Phil Dermott lead the 2 Day event with an excellent 82 points in tough conditions. Neville Dennis’ team is second with 77 points closely followed by three teams on 76 points led by their Captains Bob Sutton, Colin Roberts and Paul Lowe. Simon McCoy nearly had an albatross when his 3 wood on the par 4 twelfth hit the flag. He casually tapped in from 2 inches for his eagle.

The Spring Classic will conclude tomorrow at Sandiway with 12 teams eligible to win the 2 day prize. There will also be the usual great prizes and Order of Merit points for the one day event. (Teams can only win 1 prize)

Thanks for your support,

Roll on Summer,

Tim

2’s £85 10 pro v1s or 20 ad333s per 2 Barry Jackson Steve Boland Simon McCoy

Nearest the Pin 10th Alf Shillitoe

Nearest the pin 16th

Vale Royal 30-Mar-2015
Pos Team Players Score OoM Comment
1 Phil Dermott, Geoff Parsley, Andy Peete, Mark Riley 82 12
2 Neville Dennis, Jimmy O’Reilly, Alan Leigh, Danny Twist 77 10
4 Bob Sutton, Dave Harlow, David Kelly, Nigel Eckersly 76 6
3 Colin Roberts, John Rigby, Dave Marchant, Jeff Andrews 76 8
5 Paul Lowe, Paul Jones, Steve Armitt, Chris Armitt 76 4
6 Richard Blackwell, Andy Hamlett, Ron Jolley, Paul Burrows 75 2
7= Kenny Plumb, Phil Harris, Simon McCoy, Ant Barker 74
7= Neil Laurent, Gareth Winstone, Rob Laurent, Matt Sayers 74
9= Lewis Marland, Alf Shillitoe, Roy Baker, Bryn Dinsdale 73
9= Colin Baxendale, Ross Sellors, Kevin Chisnall, Tony Turnbull 73
11= Ben Alcock, Alex Barber, Kevin Bennett, Craig Oakes 71
11= Ian King, Simon Hemsley, Al Demmy, Darren Whittaker 71
11= Graham Littler, Doug Bottrell, Steve Heap, Tommy Thompson 71
11= Brian Sill, Charlie Sill, Peter Marshall, Phil Smeathers 71
15 Mick Mahon, Frank Hindle, Richard Palmer, John Farnworth 70
16 Barney Ross, Simon Parkin, Bryn Davies, 69
17= Danny Ritchie, Phil Cooney, Andy Whittle, Ian Melling 68
17= Alan Clough, TerryDavison, Trevor Nicholson, Geoff Haynes 68
19= Colin Owen, Steve Boland, Steve Lamont, Steve Boland 65
19= Paul Bennett, Chris Hegarty, Malc Brownhill, Graham Brownhill 65
21 Pete Short, Paul Kennedy, Dave Buckley, Wayne McNulty 63
22 Barry Jackson, Steve Tate, Bob Weir, Dave Beavis 60

Tomorrow’s Sandiway start times

9.00 Colin Roberts x4

9.09 Bob Sutton x4

9.18

9.27 Neville Dennis x4

9.36 Ben Alcock x4

9.45 Keith Griffin x4

9.54 Pete Short x4

10.03 Steve McDermott x2 Mark Marshall x2

10.12 Mick Mahon x4

10.21 Roy Ainsworth x4

10.30 Neale Laurent x4

10.39 Gary Garner x2 Chris Brownhill x2

10.48 Ian King x4

10.57 Ian Ainsworth x4

11.04 Colin Owen x4

11.15 Steve Berrell x4

11.24 Frank Stapleton x4

11.33 Roger Percival x4

11.42 Ron Sloane x4

11.51 Paul Bennett x4

12.00 Gerry John x4

12.09 Barney Ross x4

12.18 Chris Lee x4

12.27

12.36

12.45 Martin Firth x4

12.53 Danny Ritchie x4

1.01 Joe Yates x4

1.10 Matt Cheffins x4

1.19 Phil Dermott x4

1.28 Paul Griffiths x4

1.37 Michael Longshaw x4

1.46 Barry Jackson x4

1.55 John Stubbs x4

2.04 Richard Williamson x4

2.13 Richard Blackwell x4

2.22 John Farrell x4

Results from Perfect Prestbury

Great Upcoming Maxitours events

Vale Royal AM AM this Monday- still spaces
Sandiway AM AM Tuesday -still spaces
Mere Galvin Green AM AM 9th April – filling fast
Dunham Forest Pairs 16th April -spaces
Llangollen Titleist AM AM 20th April -nearly full
Conwy Pairs 27th April – nearly full
Knutsford singles 30th April -nearly full

other event of note: Debra Charity Golf day Thursday 25th June Marriott Manchester £500 a team please contact tony.eckershall@debra.co.uk if you wish to support this worthwhile Charity

Maxitours at Windy Prestbury

A full field of talented players enjoyed one of the finest golf courses in the North West today. Despite heavy overnight rain the free draining fairways were superb. There were plenty of rosy cheeks but not a hint of any mud on any of the windswept golfers as they cheerfully entered the clubhouse after play.

I trained as an assistant professional at Prestbury when I was a fresh faced 18 year old. I would lose most of my £20 a week wage playing against the other two professionals. I would then spend what was left on Mars bars as I twiddled my thumbs in the pro shop. I do have great memories of those times and the members were very good to me indeed and I always enjoy returning to this great Club.
After play at last week’s Maxitours event, huge Everton fan Jim Rymer was very chirpy when he announced he was about to go home and watch the only remaining British team in Europe. The posh scouser was a little quieter than normal this week after his boys took one hell of a beating in Ukraine. He is watching Masterchef with his wife tonight.

The players had to contend with very testing blustery conditions and this led to several wild tee shots from Barney Ross. As he searched for his golf ball in yet another hedgerow he noticed that even Wayne Rooney’s hair looked slightly ruffled by the wind as the footballer watched on with interest from a neighbouring garden. ‘It’s in dose bushes over dare mate!’ informed the on-form striker.

Last weekend it took Liverpool’s Steven Gerard less than fifty seconds to let down his team mates. It took Andy Hallows even less time than that to let his team mate Tony Coleman down today. His first tee shot disappeared into the rough and this set the tone for his disappointing performance.

In today’s event there was a large spread of scores as the windy conditions and the undulating tree lined course baffled many of the more easily confused members of the tour.

Ex-Marine Andy Stubbens(5) and scaffolder Martin Firth(4) recorded six birdies between them as the big hitting Tytherington men made the most of the shortened course to finish in 5th place with 42 points.

Alsager nice guys Colin Roberts(17) and John Rigby(13) continue to surprise many people, including themselves, as they recorded another top four finish with 42 points.

Newly married Simon Conway(9) teamed up with Hazel Grove’s Vince Coombs(16) and an opening birdie by Conway was the springboard his best finish of the season. ‘I feel like the luckiest man on earth!’ he added in a repeat of his wedding speech. ‘I’m having a great honeymoon period’ Their 43 points earned them third place.

Didsbury supermodel Annie White(15) nearly became the first female Maxitours winner for three years as she teamed up with Paul Dalby (2) to score 44 points and finish in 2nd position. Annie did her Larry Mize impression when she dramatically chipped in on her last hole, over the bunker from the left of the par three 10th hole.

Winning a pairs event today for the first time in their golfing careers were Andy Hockenhull(16) and Johnnie Walker(9) from Tytherington. Very honest car salesman Hockenhull knows how to close a deal and he certainly closed out the back nine when he majestically parred the tough closing four holes. Johnnie steadied the ship late on when Andy started to hyperventilate with the excitement of it all. 44 points was good enough to take the honours today. Well played chaps.

Nearest the pin 7th hole Vince Coombs Dozen AD333s
Nearest the Pin 17th hole Paul Dalby Dozen AD333s
2’s £117.50 3 pro vs or 6 srixon AD333s
Paul Dalby Annie White Simon Conway Andy Stubbensx2 Martin Firth Richard Williamson Russell Lees Peter Maxwell Alan Smith Kevin Fahy

Prestbury 26-Mar-2015
Pos Player pairings Score OoM Comment
1 Andy Hockenhull, Johnnie Walker 44 12 Cleveland Wedge each
2 Paul Dalby, Annie White 44 11 Galvin Green Shirt each
3 Simon Conway, Vinnie Coombs 43 10 Dozen Pro V1s each
4 Colin Roberts, John Rigby 42 9 Sunice Shirt each
5 Martin Firth, Andy Stubbens 42 8 Sunice Shirt each
6 Frank Hindle, John Farnsworth 42 7 Footjoy shoe bag each
7 Pete Keena, Paul Woodbine 42 6 FJ Shirt each
8 Richard Williamson, David Goodwin 41 5 Greg Norman shirt each
9 Eddie Sterling, Saj Hashmi 40 4 Titleist winter hat each
10 BrianGreenbank, Colin Mattinson 39 3
11 Anthony Grimley, Gary Christian 39 2
12 Matt Nelstrup, John Kennedy 38 1
13= Archie Tahir, Fiaz Ahmed 38
13= Ron Sloane, Tim Spencer 38
15= Dave Marchant, Bob Sinclair 37
15= Matt Cheffins, Sean O’Connor 37
15= Mick Mahon, Richard Palmer 37
15= Chris Meikleham, Simon Maxwell 37
15= Dave Wilson, Russell Lees 37
15= Iain Bartholomew, John Hilditch 37
15= Gary Parle, Steve Parle 37
15= Jim Rymer, Rob Farnham 37
23= Dave Parsons, Dave Moore 36
23= Brian Hopkins, Alan Smith 36
23= Frank Stapleton, Kevin Hawkins 36
23= John Stubbs, John Royle 36
27= Chris Leonard, Paul Boulter 35
27= Simon Hemsley, Mike Spencer 35
27= Jimmy O’Reilly, Alan Leigh 35
27= David Kelly, Stuart Blake 35
27= Barney Ross, Chris Cyprus 35
27= Lewis Marland, Richard Blackwell 35
27= Andy Hallows, Tony Coleman 35
27= David Smith, Mike Bange 35
35= Neville Dennis, Frank Massey 34
35= Wayne Colcough, Ken Ashford 34
35= Mark Saxon, Barry Pendlebury 34
35= Kevin Fitzpatrick, Ged Brennan 34
39= Bob Sutton, Dave Harlow 33
39= John Hillier, Peter O’Driscoll 33
41= Ian King, David Eastforth 32
41= Terry Davison, Alan Clough 32
43= Ian Neilson, Mark Birtwistle 31
43= Terry Harper, Tom Wilson 31
45= Ian Trow, Guy Hall 30
45= Chris Dykens , Bernard Wood 30
47 Athur Jowle, Trevor Harrison 29
48 Chris Bernald, Mark Smeeton 28
49 Capt Edmonds, Chris Ernill 27
50 Ray Jones, Kevin Fahy 25

Spring Classic Start times at ‘VALE ROYAL on MONDAY’ followed by ‘SANDIWAY times on TUESDAY’

Prizes for top 3 each day and top 3 teams over 2 days (only 1 prize per team)
Vale Royal Monday 30th March

8.30 Colin Roberts x4
8.40
8.50 Bob Sutton x4
9.00
9.10 Ben Alcock x4
9.19 Simon Hemsley x4
9.28 Colin Lynch x4
10.30 Lewis Marland x4
10.39 Neale Laurent x4
10.48
10.57 Ian Ainsworth x4
11.06
11.15 Keith Griffin x4
11.24 Brian Sill x4
11.33 Kenny Plumb x4
11.42 Graham Littler x4
11.51 Barney Ross x4
12.00 Colin Owen x4
12.09 Mick Mahon x4
12.18 Neville Dennis x4
12.27 Danny Ritchie
12.36 Paul Bennett x4
12.45
12.54 Barney Ross x4
1.03 Phil Dermott x4
1.12
1.21 Pete Short x4
1.30 Martin Firth x4
1.39 Barry Jackson x4
1.48 Archie Tahir x4
1.57 Colin Baxendale x4
2.06 John Stubbs x4
2.15 Richard Blackwell x4
2.24

TUESDAY 31st March

Sandiway

9.00 Colin Roberts x4
9.09 Bob Sutton x4
9.18 Ian King x4
9.27 Neville Dennis x4
9.36 Ben Alcock x4
9.45 Keith Griffin x4
9.54 Colin Lynch x4
10.03 Steve McDermot x4
10.12 Mick Mahon x4
10.21 Roy Ainswoth x4
10.30 Neale Laurent x4
10.39
10.48
10.57 Ian Ainsworth x4
11.06 Colin Owen x4
11.15 Steve Berrell x4
11.24 Frank Stapleton x4
11.33 Roger Percival x4
11.42 Ron Sloane x4
11.51 Paul Bennett x4
12.00 Gerry John x4
12.09 Barney Ross x4
12.18 Chris Lee x4
12.27 Pete Short x4
12.36 Archie Tahir x4
12.45 Martin Firth x4
12.54 Danny Ritchie x4
1.03 Joe Yates x4
1.12 Matt Cheffins x4
1.21
1.30 Phil Dermott x4
1.39 Paul Griffiths x4
1.48 Michael Longshaw x4
1.57 Barry Jackson x4
2.06 John Stubbs x4
2.15 Richard Williamson x4
2.24 Richard Blackwell x4
2.33 John Farrell x4
2.42 Brian Hopkins x4

Results from Crystal Clear Caldy

Great upcoming Maxitours events
Prestbury Pairs 26th March -full
Vale Royal AM AM Monday 30th March-last few spots
Sandiway AM AM Tuesday 31st March-last few spots
Mere AM AM 9th April- filling fast
Dunham Forest Pairs 16th April-filling fast
Vale of Llangollen AM AM 20th April-filling fast
Conwy Pairs 27th April-last few spaces
Knutsford Singles 30th April- nearly full

Maxitours at Crystal Clear Caldy

Another full field enjoyed the superb playing conditions at Caldy Golf Club. Today’s European Tour event at Madiera was delayed due to strong winds however the gentle breeze and soaring temperatures provided perfect golfing weather in this lovely oasis in the North West of England. Anyone who didn’t enjoy their game today needs to pay a visit to their nearest golf psychologist.

All the staff at Caldy were tremendous to deal with, the only slight hiccup on the day was the fact that there had been a flood overnight when a pipe burst in the club’s entrance hall. There was a sign warning Maxitours players to be aware of the uneven surface as they checked in. There were no certainly uneven surfaces on the Caldy greens however and the course was in exceptionally good order.

In the clubhouse the Caldy chef is now a new contender for bacon butty of the year award, the super soft baps and crispy bacon hit the right notes with piano playing Les French.

Rob Weston entered a team for this event four months ago before unfortunately putting himself out of action when he damaged his achilles tendon. Although unable to play he thoughtfully drove all the way to Caldy to have breakfast with his team and walk a few holes so he could give them plenty of advice and moral support. Unfortunately after his Knutsford team picked up just one point on the first hole he decided to return to the clubhouse to have another bacon bap and finish off the Telegraph crossword instead.

Man City fan Joe Kirwan’s(4) week of football despair turned to golfing joy with four birdies in a world class performance today. He teamed up with new friends John Royle(17), Ian Acton(14) and Gary Jones(17) to finish in a very respectable 4th place.

Martin Edmunds(11) got very little sympathy from his team during registration. When he discovered he was starting on the 4th hole (which has the beautiful estuary closely guarding the left side of the fairway) he looked worried. ‘Oh no- thats my bogey hole!’ he announced. ‘Thats not quite true’ said pal Peter Kenny(13) ‘It’s usually your triple bogey hole, a bogey is a very good score for you on any hole.’ he added.

Despite the verbal abuse from his team the Heswall member actually started with a birdie and used his local knowledge to help the Wirral based posh scousers take a career best third place with 81 points. Mick King(18) and Andrew Morgan(6) completed the strange talking team.

It has been four and a half years since the last solar eclipse, it’s been longer than that since Ben Luscombe(14) won a prize. Playing alongside the famous and wealthy Hale estate agent John Hilditch(11), lawyer Geoff Underhill(15) and property developer Iain Bartholomew(3) the sun shone down on his golf today and he was delighted to finish in 2nd place just a single point behind the winners.

Winning the Caldy classic were the lovely senior team of Colin Roberts(18), Dave Marchant(15) Bob Sinclair (14)and keen carpenter John Rigby(14).
Rigby has struggled for years with a slice but things took a turn for the worse when he shook hands with his circular saw in his workshop two months ago. He sliced off three fingertips and has been out of action for 2 months. In a Cinderella type story Rigby played in his first event back today and his more relaxed grip saw him hit a consistent draw. ‘It’s a fairytale ending ‘ said the popular seventy year old. ‘I’m thinking of doing the same thing to my good hand next week, I might play even better’.

Many thanks to all players for your terrific attendance once again. Yours in golf, Tim.

Nearest the Pin 2nd Gary Christian Dozen AD333s
Nearest the Pin 17th John Rigby Dozen AD333s
£140 2’s 6 pro V1s or 12 AD333S per 2 Brian Hopkins Richard Palmer Gary Christian Geoff Underhill Iain Bartholomew David Smith Steve Parle

Caldy 19-Mar-2015
Pos Team Players Score OoM Comment
1 Colin Roberts, John Rigby, Bob Sinclair, Dave Marchant 83 12 Footjoy shoes each
2 John Hilditch, Iain Bartholomew, Geoff Underhill, Ben Luscombe 82 10 Sunice shirt each
3 Peter Kenny, Martin Edmonds, Mick King, Andrew Morgan 81 8 Dozen AD333 ad balls
4 Joe Kirwan, John Royle, Ian Acton, Gary Jones 81 6 Maxitours shirt each
5 Anthony Grimley, John Buckley, Gary Christian, Andy Mansfield 81 4 Titleist cap each
6 Mike Banister, Chris Porter, Eric Knowles, Chris Davies 80 2
7= Mick Mahon, Richard Palmer, Frank Hindle, John Farnsworth 79
7= Lewis Marland, Kevin Seaton, Gareth Winstone, Alf Shillitoe 79
9= Phil Vokes, Barney Ross, Paul Dalby, Annie White 78
9= Ray Massey, Steve Tyrell, Dave Willie, Graham Kaye 78
9= Roger Percival, Ed Wilkinson, Martin France, Pete Atherton 78
12 Dave Parsons, Geoff Sherburn, Chris Leonard, Paul Boulter 76
13= Brian Hopkins, Charles Herbert, Al Frazer, Alan Smith 75
13= Jim Rymer, John Dickenson, Steve Boland, Arthur Gray 75
15 John Bent, Dave Bowers, Chris Cyprus, Pete Mellor 73
16 Pete Norbury, Lee Tilley, Rob Norbury, Andy Wilde 72
17= Paul Higgins, Ian Waller, Gerald Wend, Andy Burns 71
17= Brian Greenbank, Dave Wainwright, Matt Nelstrup, Howard Gill 71
19= Steve Parle, Andy Hallows, Tony Coleman, Doug Edmonds 69
19= David Smith, Gary Parle, Bernhard Wood, Gordon Walke 69
21 Bob Sutton, David Kelly, Dave Harlow, Stuart Blake 68
22 Wayne Colclough, Ken Ashford, Ben Chapman, Malc Spark 67
23 Les French, David Fall, Albert Dennis, Roy Clowes 66
24 Ian Ainsworth, Trevor Harrison, Athur Jowle, Ry Stringer 64
25 Trevor Webb, Steve Foxcroft, Tony Andrews, John Horsley 63

Start times at Prestbury GC £27.50 inc bacon bap
Thursday 26th March
1a Colin Roberts x4
1b Dave Parsons x4
2a Ian King x4
2b Richard Williamson x4
3 Roy Ainsworth x4
4a Dave Blood x4
4b Matt Cheffins x4
5 John Stubbs x4
6a Mick Mahon x4
6b Lewis Marland x2 John Hilditch x2
7 Neville Dennis x4
8a Ray Jones x4
8b Ian Ainsworth x4
9a Brian Hopkins x4
9b Bob Sutton x4
10 Derek Hollindrake x4
11a Martin Firth x4
11b Wayne Colclough x2 Simon Conway x2
12 Phil Vokes x4
13a Brian Greenbank x4
13b R Blackwell x2 A White x2
14 David Smith x4
15 Bernard Wood x4
16 Steve Parle x4
17 Anthony Grimley x2 Kevin Fitzpatrick x2
18 Ron Sloane x4