Results from majestic Mottram Hall

Maxitours at Mottram Hall

Maxitours players enjoyed playing at my old stomping ground- Mottram Hall in today’s event. Golf Manager Jonny Chaisty and his staff were marvellous throughout the day. The greens were also really excellent considering the heavy rain we have experienced recently. Many thanks.

It has been great to see the impressive upgrades to both the Clubhouse and Golf course which have taken place over the past ten years. Many people remarked that the biggest improvement was when I left Mottram in 2007 to join Knutsford Golf Club and they then decided to employ a decent professional.

The club is becoming famous for its thieving crows which are stealing balls on and around the 15th hole. They must have taken a special fondness to Nigel Comsty as he lost a few balls on the course today. Bernard McDonald doesn’t hit many fairways and he was also nearly in tears when his brand new srixon disappeared from the short grass after his one good drive of the day.

Phil Vokes(4) quickly waltzed out of the Clubhouse after his round in order to catch a train to London. He is having a dancing lesson alongside his wife from the strictly come dancing star Anton Dubec tomorrow!

Today his team finished 4th after picking up SEVEN! on his closing hole. Paul Dalby (4) Tony Taylor (4) and Jeff Brothwell(5) completed the team.
Ex Liverpool Philarmonic Trumpet star Brothwell now plays his instrument all over the world. He has just returned to Manchester after being paid vast sums of moneyto happily toot away for nine months on a cruise liner. The only problem is that he is unable to practice his swing as hitting golf balls into the sea is now classed as environmentally unfriendly. Despite some dodgy long shots caused by some swaying he did hit some stunning putts from inside 6 feet – about the length of his cabin.

Gaz Smith(9) from Brookdale is usually very environmentally unfriendly. He has polluted plenty of water hazards with his errant shots over the years. Today was different for the ex PE teacher as he guided his team to second place with some great shots. Seventy year old Team mate Alan Jones (8) was on the seniors tour for eight consecutive seasons and he showed his class to hold the team together over the closing holes. Gary Conroy(8) and Paul Kinder(10) completed the likeable quartet.

Maxitours legends and nice guys Colin Roberts(18) and John Rigby(14) teamed up with Jeff Andrews(22) and Tony Adams(20) and they secured their best finish of the season as they took third place with 82 points.

Winning today was the in-form Clitheroe team of Mark Birtwistle(8), Mark Jones(13), Paul Nightingale (7)and Paul Corrigan(17) .They were surprised and delighted to narrowly take first place with 84 points. Jones and Nightingale are also overjoyed move to the top of the Abacus order of merit after five events . Well played chaps!

Thanks to all players for your 100% attendance today.

2’s sweep £132.50 6 pro v1s or 14 Srixon AD333s Paul Baxter Martin France Paul Dalby Bob Weir Alan Smith Steve Smith
Nearest the Pin 3rd Paul Kinder Dozen AD333s
Nearest the Pin 11th Steve ChapmanDozen AD333s

Mottram Hall 19-Nov-2015
Pos Team Players Score OoM Comment
1 Mark Birtwistle, Mark Jones, Paul Nightingale, Paul Corrigan 84 12 Titleist Wheeled holdall each
2 Gaz Smith, Gary Conroy, Alan Jones, Paul Kinder 83 10 Dozen Pro V1s
3 Colin Roberts, John Rigby, Geoff Andrews, Tony Adams 82 8 Titleist Umbrella each
6 Phil Vokes, Tony Taylor, Paul Dalby, Jeff Brothwell 82 Titleist Leather glove
4 Roger Percival, Ed Wilkinson, Martin France, Pete Atherton 81 6 Titleist Winter hat each
5 Simon Poucher, Steve Jackman, Brendan Leighton, Martin Routley 81 4
7 Ian King, Darren Whittaker, Mike Spencer, Ashlet Elliott 79 2
8= Mick Mahon, Richard Palmer, John Farnworth, Frank Hindle 79
8= Roy Ainsworth, Barrie Simpson, Gerry Hilditch, Steve Smith 79
8= Pete Hamlet, Gemma Clowes, Steve McDermott, Brian Kelly 79
11 Barry Jackson, Barney Hunter, Bob Weir, Paul Milner 78
12 John Stubbs, John Royle, Guy Hall, Dale Wallace 76
13= Dave Blood, Jim Cox, Dave Collinson, Jack Meredith 75
13= Richard Blackwell, Peter Freeman, John Hilton, Howard Freeman 75
13= Alan Forber, Joe Yates, John Longworth, Keith Boothroyd 75
13= Brian Hopkins, Alan Smith, Barry Horrox, Mark Taylor 75
17 Geoff Haynes, Bernard McDonald, Terry Davison, Ray Stringer 73
18 Pat Keenan, Paul Mizen, John Delaney, Eugene Smith 70
19= Chris Adams, Greg Adams, Carl Phelan, Jeff Churchman 69
19= Graham Littler, Jim Doran, Peter Daniels, Bob Montford 69
21 Colin Baxendale, Ross Sellors, Mo Dar, Kevin Chisnall 67
22= Anthony Grimley, Gary Christian, Mijad Benyounis, John Buckley 66
22= Steve Wilson, Denis Wright, Chris Heathcote, Mick McFee 66
24 Trevor Foster, Frank Wade, John Ashcroft, Pete McIntyre 63
25 Keith Judkins, Ian Gauden, Robin Meadowcroft, Bill Gillings 62

Sandiway Pairs start sheet
Tuesday 24th November 11AM shotgun

1a Mick Mahon x4
1b Roger Percival x4
2a John Farrell x2 Trevor Webb x2
2b John Stubbs x2 John Hilditch x1
3 Dave Blood x4
4 Phil Vokes x4
4b
5a Eddie Ellis x4
5b Sam Leach x4
6a Steve Johnson x4
7a Gail Heggarty x4
7b Ian Cairns x4
8 Geoff Underhill x4
9a Colin Roberts x4
9b Ian King x4
10a R Blackwell x2 Mark Jones x2
10b Brian Greenbank x4
11 Roy Macgregor x2 Steve Aspinall x2
12a Carl Bolus x4
12b Barry Simpson x4
13 John Berry x2 Peter Cross x2
14 John Kelsall x4
15a Frank Stapleton x4
15b Bob Mottershead x4 tbc
16 Richard Williamson x4
17a David Kelly x4
17b Steve Parle x4
18 Ian Ainsworth x4

Mottram hall event

Dear Maxitours player,
the Mottram Hall event this Thursday is very much ON!
I have just spoken to the golf coordinator and the course is remarkably dry and the greens are very good. I look forward to seeing you on Thursday for the 11am shotgun start. Thanks Tim Sent from my iPhone

Results from Wonderful but Windy Wilmslow

Maxitours at Wonderful but Windy Wilmslow Golf Club

A wet and windy day greeted Maxitours golfers at Wilmslow today. Many thanks to all who battled the elements and played on this great course.

Ged Heaslip, the new Club General Manager is a top man. He is so dedicated to his job he was busy for most of the morning ‘squeegying’ the greens to keep the course open for us- legend. Many thanks to head green keeper Steve Oultram and all his staff who were also brilliant and worked like trojans for us.

Everyone got a good drenching . Even I got a little bit wet when I accidentally splashed some worcestershire sauce on my shirt as I was tucking into the second slice of my welsh rarebit in the comfort of the warm Wilmslow Clubhouse.

As the rain persisted the and the greens started to become unplayable the decision to reduce the event to nine holes was taken . Thanks to all players and Wilmslow golf club for your terrific cooperation on this tricky day. There were no complaints at all so many thanks for your positive attitude!

Peter Cross(10) is a lovely bloke and a very competitive golfer. He always likes to count how many times he is on the card to ensure that he has contributed his fair share. Today his partner Trevor Foster(scr) was on the card nine times which sounds like a great team effort. Unfortunately for Pete it was a nine hole competition. The first time he appeared on the card was when he signed it in the clubhouse after play. He was delighted to finish in 6th place.

Brendon Leighton(16) and Greg Brown(9) from Macclesfield enjoyed the testing weather and they finished 5th, Neil Higgins and Steve Murray were 4th all scoring 19 points.

Third place went to the North Manchester Pairing of John Farrell(9) and Mick Philbin(16), who also won nearest the pin on the 17th after a superb tee shot.

Second place went to Didsbury’s Andy Lawman(5) and Andy Burns(6). Lawman is a top window fitter and he had a smashing three birdies on the run from the 4th hole. They both reflected on the two one pointers early in their round which cost them a maiden victory.

First place went to Denton’s Jim Cox(3) and Dave Blood(10) with 20 points over the front nine.
Blood is a retired firearms policeman and he has a scar on his hand where he accidentally shot himself. In a strange coincidence when he plays golf he regularly shoots himself in the foot. Today he was firing on all cylinders and dropped just one shot on the opening six holes to earn his first win of the year, Well played chaps!

There was a first for wealthy retired doctor Dave Arthur when he was mistaken for a golf professional after hitting his approach to six inches on the par three 9th hole. ‘Where is that old pro from?’ asked a Wilmslow member who thought Maxitours was a tour for local golf professionals. I explained that it is an amateur golf tour and when a delighted Dave walked past the large Clubhouse window on the way to the 10th tee the Wilmslow member added ‘Oh yes, he looks a bit too scruffy to be a pro.’

Many thanks for your superb attendance today, yours in golf, Tim

Nearest the Pin 9th Dave Arthur Dozen AD333s
Nearest the Pin 17th Mick Philbin Dozen AD333s

2’s £67.50 6 pro V1s or 15 Srixon AD333s Andy Lawman Trevor Foster Richard Scanlon

Wilmslow 09-Nov-2015
Pos Player pairings Score OoM Comment
1 Jim Cox , Dave Blood 20 12 Cleveland Wedge each
2 Andy Lawman, Andy Burns 19 11 Tommy Hilfiger shirt each
3 John Farrell, Mick Philbin 19 10 Footjoy shirt each
4 Neil Higgins, Steven Murray 19 9 Doz AD333s each
5 Brendan Leighton, Greg Brown 19 8 Doz AD333s each
6 Peter Cross, Trevor Foster 19 7 Titleist Cap each
7 Mike Spencer, Simon Hemsley 18 6 Srixon Cap each
8 Brian Greenbank, Richard Scanlon 18 5 Maxitours winter hat
9 Colin Roberts, John Rigby 18 4 Maxitours winter hat
10 Jim Doran, Joe Tyson 18 3 Maxitours winter hat
11 Martin France, Dan Murray 18 2
12 Dave Marchant, Bob Sinclair 18 1
13= Simon Maxwell, Dave Arthur 18
13= Richard Blackwell, Pat Keenan 18
15= Dave Crowther, Andy Kershaw 17
15= Sam Leach, Bob Chesters 17
15= Kevin Reeves, Jim Hodges 17
18= John Berry, Chris O’Regan 16
18= Ron Clarke, Jim Hoyle 16
18= John Marchant, Mike Humphries 16
18= Steve Cuthbert, Colin Brazier 16
22= Guy Hall, Dale Wallace 15
22= Steve McIntyre, John Ashcroft 15
22= Alan Simpson, Alan Drew 15
22= Mark Taylor, Les Penson 15
26= Mark Crowther, Dean Brady 14
26= Steve Aspinall, Colin Berry 14
26= Dave Wainwright, Matt Nelstrup 14
29= John Stubbs, John Royle 13
29= Ian Cairns, Pete Bowers 13
31= John Parkin, Ray Barlow 12
31= Simon Poucher, Campbell Wilson 12
31= Steve Wilson, John Hoyle 12
31= Gail Hegarty, Chris Hegarty 12
31= Paul Griffiths, Gordon Brownhill 12
36 Graham Littler , Peter Daniels 11

Mottram Hall AM AM
Thursday 19th November 11am shotgun start
1a Ian Ainsworth x4
1b Brian Hopkins x4
2a Lewis Marland x4
2b John Hilditch x4
3 Gaz Smith x4
4a Simon Poucher x4
4bRichard Blackwell x4
5 John Dickenson x4
5b Roy Ainsworth x4
6 Barry Jackson x4
7 Ian King x4
8a Mick Mahon x4
8b Colin Baxendale x4
9a Roger Percival x4
10a Dave Blood x4
10b Anthony Grimley x4
11 Phil Vokes x4
12a Colin Roberts x4
12b John Stubbs x4
13 Ken Ogden x4
14 Nigel Compsty x4
14 Chris Adams x4
15a Mark Birtwistle x4
15b Keith Judkins x4
16 Pete Hamlett x4
17 Steve Wilson x4
18a Graham Littler x4
18b Alan Forber x4
res Trevor Foster x4

Wilmslow update

The wilmslow event is on. The course is currently firm underfoot and the greens are excellent. The forecast is mixed but we are on the edge of the rain belt so fingers crossed! Thanks Tim