Maxitours at Brilliant Vale Royal

Room at leafy Helsby on 13th April team of 4 and Knutsford Singles 28th April

Maxitours at brilliant Vale Royal

Maxitours visited Vale Royal Abbey Golf Club today and as well as having plenty of well struck Pro V1s whizzing overhead there were compliments galore flying around.
The sand-based course was incredibly dry when other top Cheshire courses have been shut. The fairways were firm and fast and the greens were:
‘Superb’ According to Rob Platt and many others.

‘The Greens were the best this year!’ Declared Gary Smith after three putting less than usual.
‘That’s the first course I’ve played this year and had some real run on the fairways! Brilliant course.’ Announced an impressed Andy Taylor.

The catering is also now gaining a fine reputation and it was a pleasure to sample the menu more than once. Huge thanks to Ian Embury and his friendly team.

Crazy Welshman Dave Cooper wanted to pick up a prize today. He had a good result a few weeks ago.
‘I’ve got everything I need golf related – is their anything else I can have instead?’ He asked. I will try and fit a few toasters and cuddly toys in my car ready for next weeks event so you can have a good look around Dave to see if anything catches your eye.

Frank Harcastle had his expensive new Ping chipper out today for the first time. Apparently, they are the new answer to everyone’s chipping problems.
‘Did you chip well today?’ I asked him after his round.
‘No, absolutely hopeless. But I’ll try anything to improve my golf. I think I’ve tried every gadget you can think of and I am looking forward to trying a few more. Just in case there is something out there I may missed…….’
Good luck Frank.

Keith Shale said he played the best golf of his undistinguished career as he helped his team of Tony Hereford, Pete Van Boyd and Barry Caldwell into 4th place with 88 points.

John Dickenson is a lovely bloke and its great to see him getting back to his best after a recent illness. His team carded 88 points late in the day to take 3rd place.

This was matched by the popular Roger Percival team who had a mediocre front nine of 39 points before setting fire to the back nine and returning in 49.
They call team mate Ian Quirk(1) ‘baking powder’ because he hits the ball so hard it just keeps rising. The big hitting one-handicapper made an eagle two after driving the par four 11th hole. Pete Atherton(8) the 4th member of the team prefers eating cakes but he had three birdies on his own.

Taking first prize was Gary Neiles(6), John Longworth(11), Richard(7) and Henry (6)Melrose. These guys play at Sandiway which is only a stone’s throw from the 7th tee and they made the most of local knowledge to master the tricky Vale Royal greens as they scored 90 points to earn a first win of the season. Well played chaps, great golf.

Richard Dueur sells 19,500 tons of peanut butter each year. He crunched his tee shot to five feet on the 10th to win nearest the pin.

Thanks for your wonderful support, Tim

Nearest the pin 10th Richard Dueur Dozen AD333
Nearest the pin 16th Mike Lowe Dozen AD333
2’s Sweep £230 4 pro v1s or 9 srixon per two
Ed Wilkinson Steve Barber Steve Blakeway Pete Ledger John Harrop Neil Edwards Dave Madely Martin Keates John Pratt Jim Hodges Graham Wilkinson Tony Chorlton Ian Quirk x2 Barry Lazenby

Vale Royal March 23
Pos Team Players Score OoM Comment
1 Gary Neiles, Richard ,Melrose, Paul Hurst, Gavin Connor 90 12 FJ Chill out each
2 Roger Percival, Pete Atherton, Ian Quirk, Ed Wilkinson 88 10 Oscar Jacobsen shirt each
3 John Dickenson, Dave McDougall, Mike Dempsey, Hamish Ogilvie 88 8 Callaway Shirt each
4 Keith Shale, Tony Hereford, Barry Caldwell, Pete Van Boyd 88 6 Callaway Shirt each
5 Kev Hart, Paul Gregory, Paul Yearsley, Alan Vaughan 87 4 Maxitours cap each
6 Paul Traynor, Steve Moores, Dave Briddon, Richard Margrave 87 2 Maxitours cap each
7 Rob Platt, Steve Barber, Tim Barstow, Dan Walker 85
8= Lewis Marland, Phil Dickens, Steve Schofield, Neil Evans 84
8= Jim Clarke, Graham Jackson, Anthony Wilson, Pete Ledger 84
8= Neale Laurent, Alf Shillitoe, John Harrop, Steve Shields 84
8= Andy Hamnett, Jim Wardle, Gary Smith, Steve Austin 84
12= Dave Goodwin, Paul Woodbine, Phil Robinson, Richard Williamson 83
12= Steve Blakeway, Phil McCurry, Phil Harris, George Kerr 83
14= Ian Venables, Mike Lowe, Nigel Ashton, Dave Cooper 82
14= Ed Pysden, Lee Townlee, Fred Bridge, Simon Moorhouse 82
14= Jimmy McEwan, John Harker, Tony Hope, Neil Edwards 82
14= Pete Norbury, Billy Coleman, Dave Sarsfield, Dave Rhodes 82
18= Phil Long, Dave Madely, Chris Davies, Martin Quinn 81
18= Geoff Bickerton, John Owen, Martin Keates, Simon Lewis 81
18= Colin Roberts, Dave Marchant, Carl Deaville, Dave Mason 81
18= Paul Traynor, Richard Margrave, Steve Moores, Dave Briddon 81
18= Andy Taylor, Andy Parrington, Andy Strickley, Chris Perry 81
18= Paul Price, Martin Wainman, , Tony Welburn 81
24 Simon Wilkinson, Barry Wilson, Dave Monk, John Lynsky 80
25 Jim Caldwell, Dave Rainwood, John Kelsall, Peter Griggs 79
26 Simon Poucher, Richard Harper, Mark Hoyland, Dave Carlile 78
27= Martin Oldfield, Richard Dueur, Ian Goulty, Brian Greenbank 77
27= John Hilditch, JP, Simon Walton, Andy Wright 77
29 Barry Simpson, Martin Cox, Koos Alders, Marc Morris 75
30= Mick Mahon, John Farnsworth, Andy Faulkner, Munro Donald 74
30= Steve Lamont, Peter Gold, John Prescott, Eugenio Fernandez 74
30= Peter Buckley, Graham Foden, Barry Lazenby, John Slater 74
33 Sam Leach, Jonny Barton, Ian Whitehead, Jim Hodges 73
34 Stuart Blake, John Atkin, David Kelly, David Wilkinson 72
35= Gary Phillips, Pete Maher, Charlie Beadle, David Kelly 71
35= Steve Aspinall, Graham Wilkinson, John Fitzsimmons, Colin Berry 71
37 Dave Hughes, Steve Lamont, Pete Gold, Steve Rawlinson 69

Stockport start sheet
Monday 3rd April
8.30 Simon Hemsley x4
8.38 Colin Roberts x4
8.46 Jim Caldwell x4
8.55 Ed Pysden x4
9.04 Paul Gilbert x4
9.12 Dave Blood x4
9.21 Paul Taynor x4
9.30 Paul Fell x4
9.39 Martin Humphries x4
9.48 Dave Goodwin x4
9.57 Dave Buckley x4
10.06 Mick Mahon x4
10.15 Steve Hallx4
10.23 Dave McDougall x4
10.32 Dave More O’Farrell x4
10.40 Jim Lindsay x4
10.49 Geoff Bickerton x4
10.58 Neale Laurent x4
11.07 Dave Griffiths x4
11.16Kev Hart x4
11.24 Martin Bramwell x4
11.33 Don Phillips x4
11.42 Peter Maher x4
11.51 Paul Salt x4
12.00 Roger Percival x4
12.08 Roy Ainsworth x4
12.17 Eugenio Fernandez x4
12.26Richard Blackwellx4
12.35 Sam Leach x4
12.44 Martin Williams x4
12.53 Lee Tilley x4
1.01 Simon Raine x4
1.10Paul Price x4
1.19 Stuart Smith x4
1.28 Simon Poucher x4
1.37 Graham Blood x4
1.46 Nathan Mills x4
1.54 Allan Hoy x4
2.03 Andy Dunster x4
2.11 Jeremy Waterhouse x4
2.20 Stu Dowie x4
2.30 Lee Everett x4

Gary Kirkwood x4

Results from pristine Prestayn

*Room for 2 teams at fabulous Vale Royal on Wednesday!*

Maxitours at pristine Prestatyn

Prestatyn was in great condition for today’s event. The greens were possibly the fastest we have played on this Winter/Spring and they were rolling superbly. Prestatyn is a really natural links course and has a rugged beauty. I love it here.
The back nine has a stretch of four tough holes to finish followed by a birdieable 18th hole. It’s a great challenge.

‘I’m seriously impressed!’ Reported retired pharmacist Richard Wakefield. ‘This place is now a premier golf course and should definitely be on the Maxitours rota!’
We are already booked in for next year Richard.

John Bradbury is a lovely boke but he had a bad day. His team narrowly missed out on a prize with a 7th place finish. He also lost his car keys. His loving wife had to drive over to Prestatyn from Heyrose to give him his spare set. I bet that went down well. If that was not enough as I was setting off home the pro collared me- ‘Any idea who has left his clubs on the buggy?’
Yep I know just the man……

If John Bradbury had a bad day Keith Shale had a cracker. I have never seen a man so happy to be reunited with his golf mat. He left it at last weeks event but thought it was gone forever.
‘Wow that’s a miracle!’ He declared when I gave it to him after it was handed in.
His team finished 4th and Shale made a crucial par on the last. Another miracle. Well played Keith.

Third place went to the Hazel Grove barrister Simon Ashton(7), Mick Jones(8), Iain Cole(5) and Mark Cookson(5).

Taking second was Sandiways Gary Neiles(5), Richard Melrose(5), Gavin Connor(8)and Paul Hurst(11) with a terrific 83 points, Neiles was one over par and credited a recent putting lesson for his improved form.
Winning again was Wilmslows in form Jim Caldwell(6) who won for a second consecutive week despite a handicap cut. They were out in the toughest conditions and recorded an exceptional 85 points. Lee Charnley(5) Don Bailey(7) and Andrew Aherne(9) were his on form team mates. Well played chaps.

2’s £140 5 pro v1s or Dozen AD333 Don Bailey Mick Jones James Brown Gerry Salmon Barry Wilson Steve Blakeway Janet Heywood

Nearest the Pin 11th Phil Robinson Doz AD333
Nearest the pin 17th Ken Booth Doz AD333

Sandiway 15-Dec-2017
Pos Team Players Score OoM Comment
1 Jim Caldwell, Don Bailey, Andrew Aherne, Lee Charnley 85 12 Maxitours Chill out top
2 Gary Neiles, Richard ,Melrose, Paul Hurst, Gavin Connor 83 10 FJ shirt each
3 Simon Ashton, Ian Cole, Mick Jones, Mark Cookson 82 8 Callaway Shirt each
4 Martin Humphries, Keith Shale, Joyce Larkin, Jim Heywood 82 6 Callaway Shirt each
5 Simon Wilkinson, Barry Wilson, Gerry Salmon, John Lynsky 81 4 Maxitours cap each
6 Steve Aspinall, Graham Wilkinson, Alan Simpson, Ken Booth 81 2 Maxitours cap each
7= Steve Blakeway, Pete Smith, John Bradbury, Phil Dickens 80
7= Colin Roberts, Dave Marchant, Dave Evans, Dave Mason 80
9= Steve Heywood, Janet Heywood, Richard Wakefield, Graham Davenport 78
9= Dave Blood, Jim Cox, Andy Sandham, Dave Collinson 78
11= Kev Hart, Rob Fenwick, Mark Foley, Alan Vaughan 77
11= Mick Mahon, John Farnsworth, Keith Fitzhenry, Graham Redfern 77
11= Phil Robinson, Dave Snape, , Richard Williamson 77
14= Jim Clarke, Graham Jackson, Kevin McEvoy, Pete Ledger 76
14= Gary Phillips, Pete Maher, Charlie Beadle, Nigel Hall 76
16= Paul Fell, Mike Lowe, Nigel Ashton, Colin Bryan 75
16= Alison Shipstone, James Shipstone, Denis O’Neill, James Brown 75
18 Roger Percival, Pete Atherton, Nigel Davenport, Ed Wilkinson 74
19 Pete Norbury, Billy Coleman, Dave Sarsfield, Dave Rhodes 73
20 Richard Blackwell, John Hilton, Gary Smith, Steve Austin 72

Full results from Formby

Maxitours at fabulous Formby

Maxitours visited Formby Hall Championship golf course and all my players enjoyed the dry warm conditions. The course was excellent considering we are in late March when most golf courses are notoriously looking tired and in need of some growth. Indeed, many courses in Cheshire were closed today after recent monsoons.

The course has held some big events and the last time I played here was in a European Challenge Tour event in 1998. My Dad caddied for me and there were hundreds of people following me around. To be perfectly honest there was an old man and a dog following me around but playing in the group behind was Justin Rose who had nearly won the Open as an amateur down the road the previous year. The scousers had come out in force to follow their man. He narrowly beat me by 16 shots if anyone is remotely interested.

I set my registration desk up at the entrance to the bar and restaurant and had the shock of my life when a slightly luminous-orange skinned brunette with very plump lips and her blond pal who was an even brighter shade of orange and had even bigger lips came over and told me that their room number was one hundred and eleven. I nearly fell off my chair. It took me a few seconds to realise that they were trying to check-in for breakfast.

Scoring was tough on this Championship golf course. The wind picked up on the back nine and the course really showed its teeth.

It was good to see Richard Blackwell back playing Maxitours after a recent boozy trip to Dubai. He had a huge bandage on his hand but that didn’t stop the golf mad businessman from teeing up today. He fell over while holding a glass of red wine and cut himself. ‘It cost me £500 to get stitched up -not too bad really as it works out than less than £20 a stitch!’ Said the quick minded and extremely positive New Mills man. His team finished 7th.

The breeze didn’t faze Mike Hill from Bramall Park who had his first ever hole in one today with a well struck 6 iron on the sixth hole- brilliant. It helped his team into 4th place.

Stamfords Steve Moores(6), Paul Traynor(5), Rick Margreave(7) and Ian Fearns(14) were out last in the wind and they played superbly to finish in 3rd place.

Late in the day Birchwood Captain Dave Monk, retired Barry Wilson, eighty year old John Lynsky (who looks about sixty), and Simon Wilkinson (looks eighty but is only sixty) scored 88 points to narrowly miss out. Retired coach driver Wilson was on fire scoring a career best 4 over on this proper golf course. They were happy to finish second.

Jim Caldwell(9) was out early and he played alongside John Sherrington(12) who seems like a really nice bloke. I have only seen John three times at the local driving range and he is always very friendly but each time he has told me that he is going to the Masters. When he checked in today he told me that he was off to the Masters next week. I can’t wait until he gets home so he can tell me all about it… (I’m only jealous.) John knocked in five huge putts to give his team an early lead. Peter Griggs(11) and John Roome(15) completed the quartet. Well played chaps.

Thanks for your 100% attendance everyone. Class.

Naerest the pin 13th Matt Hughes Doz AD333

Nearest the pin 16th Paul Rudkin Doz AD333

4 pro v1 or 9 AD333 per two

2’s £200 Mike Hill hole in one (x2 balls ) Andy Parrington x2 Simon Moorhouse Fred Bridge Graham Wilkinson Paul Wrigley John Roome Tony Hope Glenn Mills Ian Fearns Rick Margreave

Formby Hall 16th March
Pos Team Players Score OoM Comment
1 Jim Caldwell, John Sheringham, John Roome, Peter Griggs 89 12 Maxitours Chill out top
2 Simon Wilkinson, Barry Wilson, Dave Monk, John Lynsky 88 10 FJ shirt each
3 Paul Traynor, Steve Moores, Rick Margreave, Ian Fearnes 84 8 Callaway shirt each
4 Jon Hudson, Rob Blain, Andy Corner, Mike Hill 82 6 Callaway shirt each
5 Gary Neiles, Alan Giles, John Longworth, Rick Shaw 82 4 Maxitours cap each
6 Gav Sutcliffe, Paul Wrigley, Brett Sutcliffe, Aiden Hoosen 81 2 Maxitours cap each
7= Richard Blackwell, John Hilton, Gary Smith, Andy Hamett 81
7= Martin Humphries, Keith Shale, Adrian Brown, Barry Caldwell 81
7= Steve Heywood, Janet Heywood, Richard Wakefield, Jim Wardle 81
7= Martin Prescott, Chris Adams, Nick Hargreaves, Geoff Bickerton 81
11 Jimmy McEwan, John Harker, Tony Hope, Steve Woods 80
12= Pete O’Neill, Alan Leigh, Matt Hughes, Steve Dawson 79
12= Jim Clarke, Graham Jackson, Paul Moonan, Chris Clarke 79
12= Kev Hart, Paul Yearsley, Carl Marginson, Alan Vaughan 79
15= John Harrop, Gary Berrisford, Chris Burnett, Paul McDermott 78
15= Dave Blood, Jim Cox, Ian Smith, Colin Gallimore 78
15= Paul Rudkin, Mike Lomax, Graham Butler, Craig Gorton 78
18 Dave Hughes, Steve Lamont, Pete Gold, Steve Rawlinson 77
19= Ed Pysden, Henry Petrie, Fred Bridge, Simon Moorhouse 76
19= Paul Price, Colin Brown, John Richardson, Steve Jackson 76
21= Gareth Bradley, John Coop, Alex Fau Goodwin, Steve Brown 75
21= Andy Taylor, Andy Parrington, Andy Strickley, Chris Perry 75
21= Phil Dickens, Lewis Marland, Neil Evans, Dave Whaley 75
21= James Mooney, Steve Grady, Ian Cash, Adam McKenna 75
25 Gary Phillips, Pete Maher, Charlie Beadle, Nigel Hall 74
26= Steve Aspinall, Graham Wilkinson, Mark Dignan, Colin Berry 73
26= Paul Brown, Dave Carlile, Dale Wallace, Howard Johnson 73
28 Tim Spencer, Paul Higgs, Steve Marshall, Barry Pendlebury 72
29 Alan Konasky, Glenn Mills, Alan Sadler, Bill Martin 70
30= Mick Mahon, Andy Faulkner, Munro Donald, Gary Hodkinson 69
30= John Bradbury, Norrie Erwin, Jim Meldrum, 69

Prestatyn start sheet

Thursday 23rd March

10.04 Simon Hemsley x4

10.12Jim Caldwell x4

10.21 Colin Roberts

10.29 Dave Blood

10.38 Dave Goodwin x4

10.46 Jim Clarke x4

10.55 Paul Fell x4

11.03 Martin Humphries x4

11.12 Mick Mahon x4

11.20 Dave Sully x4

11.29 Kev Hart x4

11.38 Neale Laurent x4

11.46 Paul Salt x4

11.55 Dave Monk x4

12.04 Steve Aspinall x4

12.13 Richard Blackwellx4

12.21 Gary Neiles x4

12.30 Sam Leach x4

12.38 Roger Percival x4

12.47 Peter Maher x4

12.58 Lee Tilley x4

1.07 John Hunt x4

1.15 Simon Ashton x4

res

Nathan Mills

Roy Ainsworth

Ed Pysden

Garry Owen

Ringway off

Dear Maxitours player,

Tomorrows event at Ringway is off due to the forecast of heavy snow and freezing conditions.

Take your wives to Marks and Spencers instead and get some brownie points under your belt moving into the golf season.

Thanks to Tracy the respected Manager at Ringway who is so efficient and a real pleasure to work with.

Tim.

Results from classy Conwy

Spaces in these great Spring events

March

16th Formby Hall

29th Vale Royal

April

3rd Stockport

13th Helsby

21st Llangollen

28th Knutsford singles

Maxitours at Classy Conwy

Challenging golf on a terrific links course was the order of the day at Conwy.

‘That was a touch attritional! ‘Declared Richard Wakefield.

‘Even the sea gulls had their heads down.’ Noted Steve Heywood.

‘What a course, I loved that challenge today’ Remarked James Francis.

The early starters got the best of the weather before the occasional brief refreshing shower passed through.

There was a team of four Scousers from Formby Hall who played today. They were in an even chirpier mood than normal and found everything I said hilarious. This had nothing to do with last nights football result. I had to keep my distance.

Scoring was exceptionally close with three teams on 79 points, two teams on 80 points and three teams on 81 points!

The back nine was playing about 8 shots easier than the front nine. Phil Young and his Lymm team came home in 43 to finish 3rd, Martin Humphries and his Portal team came home in 44 points to take 2nd but Dave Goodwin(7) and his Sandbach team took the honours after a terrific 45 on the back nine.

Richard Williamson (8) finished the last three holes in two under par in a very impressive finish to his round. Well played chaps! Phil Robinson(6)and talkative talented Paul Woodbine(7) completed the team.

Thanks for your 100% attendance.

Tim

Nearest the Pin 13th Jan Heywood Doz AD333

Nearest the Pin 15th Phil Dickens Doz AD333

2’s £115 5 Pro V1 or 11 srixon per two

Steve Heywood Jim Heyward Phil McCurry Phil Young Ed Wilkinson Martin Prescott

Conwy 6th March
Pos Team Players Score OoM Comment
1 Phil Robinson, Richard Wiliamson, Dave Goodwin, Paul Woodbine 81 12 Maxitours FJ Chill out top
2 Martin Humphries, Dave Cooper, Keith Shale, Jim Heywood 81 10 Doz Wilson tour balls each
3 Phil Young, Steve Mooney, Phil Pegum, Alan Booth 81 8 Callaway shirt each
4 Kev McEvoy, Pete Ledger, Graham Jackson, Jim Clarke 80 6 Maxitours cap each
5 Mark Foley, Carl Marginson, Ged Manning, Rob Moss 80 4
6 Geoff Bickerton, Henry Petrie, Simon Moorhouse, Martin Prescott 79 2
7= Paul Fell, Mike Lowe, Nigel Ashton, Colin Bryan 79
7= Simon Hemsley, Joe Kirwan, Ian King, Gareth Bradley 79
9 Steve Heywood, Janet Heywood, Richard Wakefield, Janet Wakefield 78
10 Sam Leach, Chris Walley, Jonny Barton, Jim Hodges 77
11= Steve Aspinall, Graham Wilkinson, John Fitzsimmons, Keith Berry 76
11= Dave Hughes, Steve Broome, Jerry Salmon, Ken Booth 76
11= Neale Laurent, John Lester, John Harrop, John Hartley 76
11= Phil McCurry, Pete Smith, Neil Pemberton, Phil Dickens 76
11= Denis O’Neill, Alison Shipstone, James Shipstone, George Murphy 76
16= Mick Mahon, John Farnsworth, Richard Palmer, Munro Donald 74
16= Ed Wilkinson, Tim Blackshaw, Pete Atherton, Steve Collier 74
18 Dave McDougall, Pete Maher, Will Todd, Dan Balshaw 72
19 Colin Roberts, Dave Marchant, Nigel Armitage, Dave Mason 70

This Thursdays Ringway start sheet

Hole 8 closed

9.00 John Atkin x4

9.09 Colin Roberts x4

9.18 Jim Caldwell x4

9.27 Dave Sarsfield x4

9.36 Paul Price x4

9.45 Graham Blood x4

9.54 Paul Traynor x4

10.03 Sam Leach x4

10.12 Paul Fell x4

10.21 Martin Humphries x4

10.30 Richard Harper x4

10.39 Steve Aspinall x4

10.48 Mick Mahon x4

10.57 Dave Blood x4

11.06 Steve Hall x4

11.15 Paul Evans x4

11.24 Neale Laurent x4

11.33 Paul Salt x4

11.42 Roy Ainsworth x4

11.51 Kev Hart x4

12.00 Rob Kenyon x4

12.09 Lewis Marland x4

12.18 Lee Merson x4

12.27 Peter Maher x4

12.36 Gary Leek x4

12.45 Andy Taylor x4

12.54 Eugenio Fernandez x4

1.03 Richard Blackwellx4

1.12 Geoff Bickerton x4

1.21 Paul Rudkin x4

1.30 Simon Raine x4

1.39 Mark Robinson x4 tbc

1.48Nathan Mills x4

1.57 Andy Dunster x4