Space for 2 four balls and 1 pair at superb Sandiway next Tuesday

Maxitours at Classic Conwy

True seaside links conditions greeted Maxitours competitors at Conwy this morning. Immaculate greens, very firm fairways and a stiff breeze made things interesting and hugely enjoyable on this highly rated Welsh Classic.

‘That course was in super condition’ said respected Chris Brown ‘Unbelievable!’
‘That is the best track I’ve played all year’ beamed knowledgeable Brian Greenbank.
Thanks to everyone at Conwy for your superb hospitality- what a great venue!

I told Mark Rogers that a good imagination was required to play this top links course in the wind as a variety of shots would be called upon ‘That should suit my team mate Graham Brown – he has a very good imagination- he’s actually convinced himself that he is a good golfer.’

Peter Veitch is normally a straight hitter but he got blown off the course a couple of times today. He sat in the corner of the clubhouse after his round pulling thorns out of every orifice of his body muttering ‘bloody gorse bushes!’

Roy Ainsworth from Antobus nearly turned up late as he had an emergency appointment at the dentist this morning . His pal told him he had blue tooth so he thought he’d better get it checked out.

Dave Harlow is also famous for his one liners – ‘My team and I held a minutes silence on the course at 11 o’clock – its my wedding anniversary today!’

It was great to see Brendan McNamara the old Steward at Hale Golf Club playing today. Everyone fondly knows him as Mac. Next year he is honoured to be Captain of Conwy Golf Club, his wife is match Secretary so next year they will have 2 parking spots at the Club. ‘The problem is that we only have one car!’ chuckled Mac.

In today’s event John Allman’s team hit a large VARIETY of bad shots as they recorded 57 points.

Massively underrated nice guy Bob Sutton(21) was superb at Conwy today and his Captains performance inspired John Atkin(20), David Kelly(10) and Dave Harlow(17) into an impressive 5th place finish.

The tough conditions were always going to suit Lancashire legend Trevor Foster(+1). He led his less talented team of Peter Cross(12), Pete Ledger(18) and Anthony Wilson(10) into 3rd place with 78 points.

Glossops big hitting Eddie Frost(scr) birdied the tough 17th and then drove through the back of the 364 yard 18th hole. His chip then ‘slam dunked’ it’s way into the hole for an eagle to earn his team a share of 3rd place and win some balls in the sweep. Dave Bolton(10) and Mike Sallabank(8) completed the team.

Jim Clarke’s(10) attention seeking Knutsford team surprised themselves with a top two finish. ‘Can you please give us a mention in the report for a change?’ begged Jim ‘You can write about my strong front nine if you want’.

‘Don’t forget about my par at the tough first hole’ pleaded Jim Kenyon(16)
‘What about my remarkable birdie on the long tenth?’ requested Pete Booth(15)
‘Did you hit any good shots today?’ I asked 4th team member Mark Haggerty(14) who was hiding gingerly behind his pint of beer. ‘No. But I am a very good dancer- you could write about that?’ he suggested after a great deal of thought.

Perfume importer Ian Ainsworth(13) came up smelling of roses again. His Hazel Grove team battled to the turn in 37 points but then came into bloom on the back nine returning with 45 points. Even Geoff Haynes(7) had back to back birdies and he’s normally hopeless. Ray Stringer(19) and Trevor Harrison(10) completed the quartet. Great golf guys, well played!

Thanks to all who played today, to get well over 100 golfers travelling to Wales is terrific so thank you very much.

Nearest the Pin 2nd Ray Tennant Dozen AD333s
Nearest the Pin 15th David Kelly Dozen AD333s
2’s £157.50 9 pro v1s or 21 Srixon AD333s Bob Sutton Barney Ross Eddie Frost Mike Sallibank Leigh Smart

Sandiway Pairs Start sheet
Tuesday 2nd May
9.00 Colin Roberts x4
9.09 Jim Caldwell x2 Roy Ainsworth x2
9.18
9.27 David Bigley x4
9.36 Marc Berrisford x4
9.44 Dave Stanhope x4
9.53 Karen Taylor x2 Nick Hercules x2
10.02 John Hilditch x2 Phil Scott x2
10.10 Lewis Marland x2 Mark Timperley x2
10.19 Jack Coleman x4
10.28 Brian Greenbank x4
10.37 Chris Adams x4
10.46 Martin France x2 Phil Hanson x2?tbc
10.54 Leigh Smart x4
11.03 Chris McKellor x2 Ian Appleton x2
11.12 Trevor Foster x4
11.21 Dale Beaghan x4
11.30 Wayne Colclough x2 Ian Waddington x2
11.39 Frank Stapleton x4
11.48 Mick Mahon x4
11.57 Chih Hu x4
12.06 Jim Rymer x4
12.15 Bob Mottershead x4
12.24 Mario Capostagno x4
12.33 jimmy Caffrey x2
12.42 Duncan Challen x4
12.51 Tom Davis x4
1.00 Stu Giles x2 Trevor Keep x2
1.09 David Hughes x2 Dave Bolton x2
1.18
1.27 Richard Blackwell x2 Gary Denman x2
1.36 David Smith x4
1,45 Gary Parle x4
1.54 Chris Ernil x4
2.03 Bernard Wood x4
2.11 Steve Parle x4
2.20 David Smith x4
2.29 Richard Wiliamson x4
2.38 Geoff Underhill x4
2.47 Simon Ashton x4
2.54 Pete Norbury x4
3.00 Tom Butler x4
3.08 Brian Hopkins x4
3.15 Eddie Ellis x4

Great Upcoming Maxitours events
Conwy- Monday – last few spaces
Sandiway 2nd May- two spaces
Prestbury 11th May -full
Pleasingtron 18th May 2 spaces
Bramall Park 23rd May -1 space
Maxitours at the Vale of Llangollen

The cherry blossom was out in all it’s Spring glory in the Llangollen valley as over 100 Maxitours players enjoyed this Welsh masterpiece. Everyone agreed that it was well worth the journey over the border.

Thanks to all at the club for looking after us so well throughout the day.
The bacon baps are the best in the business and they were up to their usual standard. Graham Young doesn’t have a lock on his fridge and he set a new Maxitours record with three golf club meals in five hours as he enjoyed the Llangollen fayre before, after and during his round.

It is Phil Okill’s birthday today and he is very proud of the fact that he shares his special day with Her Majesty the Queen. By an amazing coincidence his golf sweater was the same shade of lilac as the Queen’s birthday outfit. If you look closely his hair is also the same colour as the Queen with a very subtle blue rinse.

Dave Stanhope is nicknamed ‘The sheriff’ by his team. ‘We call him that because it is the opposite to a bandit- I can’t remember the last time he played to his handicap’ remarked his mate Dave Antrobus. His team finished a lowly 22nd place

It was great to see Stockport’s Dave Peel(+1) playing in Maxitours again. He has recently become the most capped Cheshire player in history after representing his county 188 times (they only play 8 matches a year so it is some feat). A solid performance saw him finish in 7th’

Top Liverpool solicitor Jim Rymer’s(18) high quality Heswall team pipped 5 other teams into third place as they scored 82 points. Bob Mottershead(12), John Dickenson(18) and Paul Lord(4) completed the quartet.

Second place went to the in -form Richard Blackwel(12)l, Andy Hamlett(8), John Hilton(12) and million dollar Steve Austin(8).

Ian Bartholomew(4) was held up at Welsh immigration control but just made his 11am tee time. The Prestbury player is a class act and he started off with three birdies to give his team a great start. Property magnates John Hilditch(11) , Paul Smith(11) and Simon Walton(13) all played well to give them a convincing first win of the season. Great golf chaps well played.

Dave Beard struggled his way around Llangollen and his shoulders were definitely sagging as I watched him approach the 18th tee after failing to finish the 17th hole. With what can only be described as a miracle shot I watched Dave’s ball draw onto the green and settle 6 inches from the hole as he took nearest the pin.

In the Clubhouse after play Dave was talking everyone through his 4 iron shot and his team mates made a sharp exit.

Four hours later as the bar maid tried to pull down the shutters at the end of a long day Dave asked her ‘Did you hear about my tee shot on the last ?’

Many thanks to all who played today,
Yours in Golf, Tim

Nearest the pin 14th Jim Caldwell Dozen AD333
Nearest the pin 18th Dave Beard Dozen AD333
2’s sweep £230 8 pro V1s or 20 srixon AD333Ss each
Jim Caldwell David Williams Pete Booth Graham Bates Andy Jackson Mike Hill Dave Lowe Gareth Bradley Rob Newton

Conwy start times Monday 24th April
10.00 Si Hemsley x4
10.08 Colin Roberts x4
10.16 Pete Birtwistle x4
10.25 David Kelly x4
10.34 Paul Cooper x4
10.43 Ian King x4
10.51 Phil Vokes x4
11.00 Roy Ainsworth x4
11.09 Trevor Foster x4
11.18 Jim Clarke x4
11.27 Ian Ainsworth x4
11.36 Richard Blackwell x4
11.44 John Hilditch x4
11.53 Sam Leach x4
12.02 Martin Bramwell x4
12.11 Ian Greenough x4
12.20 Ian Greenough x4
12.29 Mick Mahon x4
12.39
12.48 Graham Littler x4
12.58 Simon Poucher x4
1.07 Steve Aspinall x4
1.19 Tom Griffiths x4
1.28
1.37 Les Russon x4
1.46 Mike George x4
1.54 David Hughes x4
2.03 Lee Tilley x4
2.12 John Allman x4
2.21 Chris Webster x4
2.30
2.39
2.48 Gary Neiles x4
2.57
3.06 Dave Bolton x4
3.15 Leigh Smart x4
3.24 Mick Fenton x4

Room for 2 teams next Friday at lovely Llangollen!!

Maxitours at deliriously good Dunham Forest

Dunham Forest was in great condition for the today’s Maxitours event. While a few local courses are struggling to get some early season growth Dunham was in really tip top condition:

‘That were greet’ said Barnsley’s Rob Platt.
‘Rather Splendiferous’ said Vale Royal’s well spoken Dave Antrobus

Thanks to everyone at this great venue for all your hospitality, the whole set up really is first class.

Nobody believed Sergio Garcia could win a major with that putting stroke and he defied the odds with a great performance on Sunday night. I’m not a particularly emotional bloke(according to my wife) but it nearly brought a tear to my eye to see him achieve his lifetime ambition. Colin Berry also has a desperate putting stroke and it is rumoured that he used to work at the Birds food factory -stirring custard. His partner Steve Aspinall was also in tears after Colin missed a another hatful of putts.

It was great to see big and kind hearted Phil Smeathers back in action after a recent illness. His team mates tell me that they have really missed all his swing tips, advice and negative comments.

Barry Simpson lost his voice before he went out to play, ‘He normally plays like Charlie Chaplin’ said partner Roy Ainsworth ‘Today he sounded like him as well.’

The event scoring was excellent with fast running fairways, preferred lies and a very talented field. Top Cheshire barrister Nick Freeman(3)- aka ‘Mr loophole’ was playing in his first Maxitours today. Unfortunately he is slightly better at finding loopholes than he is golf holes and he had to settle for a share of 18th place.

Mike Spencer(12) has just finished a two year project building his new mansion in the shadow of the Great Orme overlooking Conwy golf Club. The Bramall man was in the shadow of his illustrious playing partner Joe Kirwan(5)this morning who birdied the 7th, 8th and 9th holes in a very impressive display. They were delighted to finish in 6th place.

Tony Doige(12) is a motivational speaker by trade but he was left speechless after collecting just 4 points in their closing 3 holes to narrowly miss out on the main prizes as they finished in 5th place also with 45 points. He was playing with Mike cocker (12).

Grange Park’s Andy Jackson(5) and Billy Rawsthore(6) love Dunham Forest and they were leading for much of the day with a terrific 46 points. Billy collected 4 birdies in his opening nine holes.

Sale Golf Club’s Andy Bentley(14) and Darren ‘White pants’ Jones(17) were close to their first victory after also collecting 46 points. They were non the less delighted with a first ever podium finish due to a strong back nine.

Retired Ian Neilson(27) from Shaw Hill used to run a multi million pound diary product business and he teamed up with milkshake parlour owner Mark Birtwistle(10). Ian ‘creamed’ his drive down the 11th hole to set up a five point birdie. Seventy year old Ian did most of the damage and Mark came in on the ‘udder’ holes. They managed to hold their ‘bottle’ with a cool par down the last and they gave each other a ‘pat’ on the head as they walked off the last green.

Taking first place with his first victory in over a year were home wine brewing kit supplier Richard Blackwell(12) and ex- European table tennis champ John Hilton(12). Hilton is a class act and under pressure you want him on your side. He chipped in for a birdie on the 17th when his partners ball was pinging and ponging deep in the Dunham woods.
Congratulations chaps great golf.

Many thanks to everyone for your terrific support, Tim

Nearest the pin 8th Darren Jones Doz AD333s
Nearest the pin 18th Dave Blease Doz AD333s

2’s £232.50 3 pro v1s or 9 srixons balls each Graham Jackson Steve Blakeway Glynn Brodie Pete Maher Mark Timperley Russ Lees Andy Jackson Leigh Smart Billy Rawsthore x2 Ken Clarke Darren Jones x2 Trevor Foster x2 Nick Freeman Steve Haywood

Vale Of Llangollen AM AM
Friday 21st April
10.00 Colin Roberts x4
10.09 Jim Caldwell x4
10.27 David Kelly x4
10.36 Ian King x4
10.45 Rob Little x4
10.54
11.00 Les Russon x4
11.03 Tony Evans x4
11.12 Leigh Smart x4
11.21 Mike George x4
11.30
11.39 John Hilditch x4
11.48 Ian Ainsworth x4
11.57 Chih Hu x4
12.06 Phil Dermott x4
12.15 Paul Salt x4
12.24 Bev Crute x4
12.33 Rob Weston x4
12.42 Steve Lamont x4
12.51 Brian Greenbank x4
1.00 Simon Poucher x4
1.09 Phil Okil x4
1.18 Brian Hitchen x4
1.27 Pete Tinkler x4
1.36 Pete Lloyd x4
1.45 John Dickenson x4
1.54 Jim Rymer x4
2.03 John Stubbs x4
2.12 Dave Goodwin x4
2.21 Richard Blackwell x4
2.30 Dennis Whelan x4
2.39 Keith Workman x4
2.48 Lee Tilley x4
2.57 Mick Fenton x4

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Maxitours at Vale Royal

Vale Royal was the majestic setting for today’s Maxitours event. The Golf Course just gets better and better and I can highly recommend it to my players as an excellent Captains away day venue.

I played the course two weeks ago and it was good but the recent warm weather and growth means that the course is now as good as any in the North of the country at the moment.

Thanks to John the head green keeper and all his staff for their terrific work.
Manager Ian Embury really looks after us and his five star team were really attentive- many thanks.

‘Awesome’ Declared Ian King who has started using that word since his trip to the Masters last year.

‘Wonderful’ Oozed Barney Ross

Dave Wainwright was on the sauce again last night but he assured his worried team that it wouldn’t affect his performance. He then confidently teed off the first hole without realising he still had his dancing shoes on. The divot went further than his ball and he collapsed in a heap.
‘Is there a bar in the half way house’ He asked anxiously.

Sorry for the shorter than usual report but I have commitments at my home Club this evening so my good friend Matt Turnock helped finish off today’s proceedings for me.

Scoring was exceptionally good despite the windy conditions. Joe Yates, Phil Yates, John Longworth, Alan Forber shot a very respectable 87 points to come in 4th on count back with Joe commenting “not bad for three old farts and one young fart” – not quite the windy conditions I was referring to.

On course prize results were:

Nearest Pin 6th – Grant Vickery (3 feet) – 1 Doz AD333’s
Nearest Pin 16th – Chris Adams (1 foot) – 1 Doz AD333’s

2’s sweep £262.50 = 6 Pro V1’s or 18 Srixon AD333’s
Chris Adams, Brian Greenbank, Simon Walton, Mick Mahon, David Kelly, Lee Wilson, Trevor Foster, Grant Vickery, Trevor Webb (x2 two,s), Julian Nield, Richard Williamson & Simon Bissett

Winning today were:

In the two day event there were seven teams eligible for 1st prize.
Eddie Jordan team led after day one but unfortunately slipped down to tied 2nd with scores of 80 & 78 and were pipped by Gareth Winstones team who shot 79 & 79 (2nd day better score) but leapfrogging into the lead was the team of Les Russon, Rob Kenyon, Simon Burgess and Steve Merricks with scores of 75 & 87 for a 162 total.

Full standings were:

Next week Thursday 6th April at Mere
Mere Galvin Green AM AM Thurs 6th April £30
8.00
8.09 David Kelly
8.18
8.27
8.36
8.45
8.54 Ian King x4
9.03 Neil Drummond x4
9.12
9.21 Warren Newton x4
9.30 Phil Vokes x4
9.39 Tom Ashmore x4
9.48 Brian Greenbank x4
9.57 John McCartney x4
10.06 Barry Wilson x4
10.15 Mark Pasquill x4
10.24 Simon Hemsley x4
10.33 Lewis Marland x4
10.42 Roy Ainsworth x4
10.51 Mick Mahon x4
11.00 Phil Dermott x4
11.09 Trevor Foster x4
11.18 Dale Beaghan x4
11.27 Steve Hall x4
11.36 Paul Evans x4
11.45 Simon Taylor x4
11.54 Mike George x4
12.03 Ged Elton x4
12.12 Les Russon x4
12.21 James Wilson x4
12.30 Frank Lacey x4
12.39 Tony Neale x4
12.48 Barry Simpson x4
12.57 Ray Jones x4
1.06 David Hughes x4
1.15 Andy Leather x4
1.24 Steve Lamont x4
1.33John Stubbs x4
1.42 Leigh Smart x4
1.51 Paul Donnelly x4
2.00
2.09
2.18 Richard Blackwell x4
2.27 Simon Ashton x4
2.36 Kev Hart x4
2.45
2.54 Paul Hitchen x4
3.03 Pete Norbury x4
3.12 Lee Tilley x4
3.21 Dave Goodwin x4
3.30 Brian Hopkins x4
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Great upcoming Maxitours Events
Vale Royal this Friday! – 2 spaces- see below!
Mere Thurs 6th April Galvin Green Classic – still spaces
Dunham Forest Thurs 13th April – last few spaces
Vale of Llangollen Fri 21st April – 1 space
Conwy Mon 24th April – 2 spaces
Sandiway Tues 2nd May -spaces

Maxitours at superb Stockport

Another stunning Spring day greeted Maxitours competitors at the Stockport Golf Cub today.

This is a terrific traditional venue with one of the best golf courses in Cheshire and a really friendly membership. Stockport’s catering is World famous and Paul and Sue didn’t disappoint. It was lovely to see players making the most of the sunshine eating and drinking outside on the Stockport patio after play and Sue and her staff worked hard to ensure everyone was fed and watered.

All our players had a great day.

‘The course was in excellent condition considering the recent rain’ praised Hazel Groves Mark Saxon. Thanks to the green keepers who were out ironing the greens and raking the bunkers first thing this morning -brilliant.

There was not a cloud in the sky and it was difficult for me to follow the flight of golf balls as I watched players hit their drives into the bright sunshine down the 17th hole which winds away from the clubhouse window. Chih Hu is very considerate and I could follow his white ball easily as it scuttled along the fairway before coming to rest in a bush fifty yards from the tee. Thanks Chih.

Trevor Harrison is thinking of leaving his Hazel Grove team as they have had several poor finishes this year. Playing partner Ray Stringer only appeared on the card 3 times after a particularly bad day. ‘I’m better off going it alone’ complained Trevor after his round. He had a little referendum with himself and ‘Trexit’ could happen anytime soon.

Ex England Rugby Union Captain Steve Smith was the latest high profile star to play in Maxitours events. Unfortunately the only Grand Slam he saw today was when playing partner Dave Madeley threw his putter on the floor after yet another missed putt.

Jason Henderson turned up with some nasty looking scratches on his face. After a big night out in Macclesfield (if there is such a thing) he lost his balance and but luckily his head cushioned the fall as he landed on some cobbles. He was banging his head once again at Stockport – this time it was against a brick wall as his team could only manage a paltry 71 points.

At the top of the leader board Dave Jones has got some good shots in his locker and he helped his Bolton Old links team achieve 5th place with 80 points.

Sale’s Paul Browne(9) Steve Berg(14) Steve Price(3) and Howard Johnstone(15) had a best of the day 42 points on the front nine which was mainly due to 8 points on the seventh after Paul holed out for an eagle and Howard rolled in a birdie-nice!. They were delighted to finish in 4th spot with 81.

Ex England footballers Matt Jansen(10) and Mickey Gray (7)played with Irish legend Pat Keenan(9) and fellow Bramall man Warren Newton (16). They were surprised to be leading for much of the day with 82 points before they were narrowly pipped at the post.

Romileys ‘supersize’ team of Joe Smith(7) Gary Evans(5) Paul Mellor(10) and Nick Madden (2) made the short journey up the hill to Stockport and they loved the course and played some excellent golf scoring 83 points.
‘Sign us up for August we definitely want to come back here!’ begged Gary as he devoured a packet of cheese and onion crisps.

Brian Hopkins(4) is a top, top man and he enters a team from Shrigley Hall every week. Things have gone from bad to worse this Winter and they have racked up just one top five finish between them. It all came good today as he played alongside Mark Taylor(13) Alan Pengelly (12) and Mike Powell(12) and they were deliriously happy to finish first with 84 points. A very average front nine saw them collect one point on the 2nd hole and they went out in 39. They came back in a classy 45 and picked up seven points on the 18th to win by a single shot! Well played chaps.

In the two day event which has the final round on Friday the Eddie Jordan team is in pole position with 80 points but any of the 7 teams playing both days this week can still take 1st place!

Thanks to everyone for your 100% attendance each week, I really appreciate it! Tim

Nearest the pin 16th Nick Madden Dozen AD333s
Nearest the pin 18th Frank Stapleton Dozen AD333s

2’s £190 4 pro V1s or 12 srixon AD333’s Paul Browne Phil Vokes x2 Barney Ross Tim George Nick Madden x2 Gary Evans Neale Laurent Gary Winstone Sam Leach Mike Hill Rob Blane

This Friday’s Vale Royal start times

8.30 Colin Roberts x4
8.39 Jim Caldwell x4
8.48 Chris Adams x4
8.57 Ian King x4
9.06 Phil Vokes x4
9.15 Eddie Ellis x4
9.24 Brian Greenbank x4
10.30 John Newton x4
10.38 Rob Little x4
10.47 John Kilner x4
10.55 Trevor Foster x4
11.04 Dale Beaghan x4
11.13 Neville Dennis x4
11.22 Roger Percival x4
11.30 Gareth Winstone x4
11.40 Chris Armitt x4
11.49 Mick Mahon x4
11.56 Rob Weston x4
12.05 David Kelly x4
12.11 John Hilditch x4
12.18 Simon Poucher x4
12.27 Lewis Marland x4
12.36 Les Russon x4
12.45 John Stubbs x4
12.54 Dave Thomas x4
1.03 Eddie Jordan x4
1.12 Barry Wilson x4
1.21 Steve Lamont x4
1.30 martin Bramwell x4
1.39 Barry Jackson x4
1.48 Chris Meikleham x4
1.57 Gary Neiles x4
2.06 Pete Keena x4
2.15
2.24 Hugh Mullen x4
2.33 Stu Giles x4
2.42 Pete Norbury x4
2.51
2.59