Results from sizzling Stockport

Maxitours trip to Portugal – Monday is the last day for entries!!
Vale Royal 14th Dec- full
Ringway 22nd Dec-full
Mere 5th Jan -spaces
Vale Royal 11th Jan- spaces

Maxitours at sizzling Stockport
Incredibly mild and slightly drizzly weather greeted today’s Maxitours competitors at Stockport Golf Club . Thanks to Liam Harrison for videoing the event- please click on this link to watch some high quality golf!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk92_85-mEM

As you can see this class golf course is in really terrific condition for the time of year and Stockport is definitely back to its very best. Adam the new greens keeper has a growing reputation and is earning plenty of respect from members and visitors alike. There has been extensive drainage work on the course and this has paid off allowing us to play when most other local courses were closed due to the large volume of rain that fell last night.

Thanks to everyone at Stockport for making me feel so welcome. Throughout the day various club dignitaries always pop in for a chat and it is noticeable how friendly everyone is. There is a great atmosphere in the clubhouse and pro Gary Norcott is also top man.

Les Russon handed over his team entry fee before play and told me that team mate Rob Kenyon who rarely goes in the 2’s entered as last night he had a dream that he would make two twos. Unfortunately he must have been slightly delirious as it took him at least two shots before he got close to the green on any of them.

Stoke on Trent’s Terry Rathbone was in for a shock when I teamed him up with Neale Laurent and Craig Moylan.
‘What the hell are you doing putting us with two undercover coppers?’ Said the excitable Staffordshire man. He finally calmed down when I told him it was their day off.

Roy Hargreaves from Shrigley Hall teamed up with Alan Pengelly, Alan Smith and Alan Frazer. In an amazing twist of fate Roy’s all time favourite song is Paul Simon’s ‘You can call me Al.’ Which is what he was doing to his team mates all day. Interestingly when he hit his ball out of bounds on the 4th all he could hear was the ‘sound of silence’ and when he hit the pond on the 6th he could be seen looking for a’ bridge over the troubled water.’

In today’s event Les Russon’s cosmopolitan Bramall team were on form again to pick up 5th place with 84 points. Team mate Steve Merricks was talking about himself in the bar again after play. ‘Did you notice I had three birdies today Tim?’
‘No.’

This score was matched and bettered on the last three hole card play off by Knutsford’s Les Penson(15) and his pals from Heyrose golf Club-Graham Jackson(11), Mike Hazeldine(19) and Steve Blakeway(3). These four are drinking buddies in the Station pub at Mobberley and that was where they were headed to celebrate after a successful day on the links.

Craig Dyson(8) is known as ‘the jigsaw’ because his game often falls to pieces. Today it all came together with some great shot making. The missing piece of the puzzle was new team mate Russ Lees(7) who picked up six shots during his round. John Kilner(5) and Dave Smith(12) completed the talented quartet.

Eddie Jordan(14) from Chorley is a lovely man and he had his best finish for nearly eight years as his team scored an impressive 87 points to take 2nd place. Five handicapper Dean Hibbert recorded four gross birdies as the whole team contributed well. Brian Carroll(11) and Dave Ashton(11) also played very well.

When a fresh faced emotional Greg Norman won the Australian Masters in 1981 he said ‘ I would like to thank my parents for all they have done, especially my mum and dad.’ Hugh Mullen(9) was also overcome with emotion and talking gibberish in the bar after his first victory of the year. Team mates Barney Ross (4), Paul Dalby(5) and Phil Vokes(4) were delighted to be back in the prizes after a barren spell. Well played chaps, great scoring.
‘The green keeper deserves a big pat on the back- those greens were firm and true all day’ said a delighted Vokes.

Thanks to all who played today, once again there was a 100% attendance- brilliant.

Yours in Golf, Tim
Nearest the Pin 16th Ian Berresford Dozen AD333s
Nearest the pin in two 18th Martin Routley Dozen AD333s
2’s £170 3 pro v1s or 8 srixon AD333s per two
Phil Vokes Geoff Bloom Andy Corner Brendon Leighton Terry Rathbone Keith Tunstall Ian Berresford Dave Harris x2 Steve Blakeway Frank Stapleton Richard Blackwell Jim Caldwell Mike Masser Nigel Warley

Stockport 08-Dec-2016
Pos Team Players Score OoM Comment
1 Phil Vokes, Barney Ross, Paul Dalby, Hugh Mullen 87 12 FJ Merino sweater each
2 Eddie Jordan, David Ashton, Brian Carroll, Dean Hibbert 87 10 Ashworth Sweater each
3 Craig Dyson, Russ Lees, John Kilner, Dave Smith 85 8 Sunice shirt each
4 Les Penson, Mike Hazeldine, Graham Jackson, Steve Blakeway 84 6 Maxitours shirt each
5 Les Russon, Rob Kenyon, Ian Handy, Steve Merricks 84 4 Maxitours shirt each
6 Frank Stapleton, Stuart Pearson, Dave Wilson, John Gripton 83 2 Cleveland winter hat each
7 Dave Blood, Jim Cox, Alan Costello, Ian Smith 83
8= Andy Salt, Mike Hill, Andy Corner, Hjohn Taylor 82
8= Richard Blackwell, Tony Jennison, John Hilton, Chris Marshall 82
8= Ian King, Joe Kirwan, Darren Whittaker, Mike Spencer 82
11 John Rigby, Dave Marchant, Bob Sinclair, Alan Hunt 81
12 David Kelly, Dave Harlow, Bob Sutton, John Atkin 79
13= Mike Dean, Neil Swarbrick, Mike Masser, Pete Tomlinson 78
13= Jim Caldwell, Nigel Milroy, Bryce Brooks, Nigel Nichens 78
13= Simon Ashton, Lawrence Boswell, Dave Harris, Mick Jones 78
16= Alan Pengelly, Alan Smith, Alan Frazer, Roy Hargreaves 77
16= Mick Mahon, Richard Palmer, John Farnsworth, Frank Hindle 77
16= Trevor Foster, Peter Cross, Nigel Warley, Pete Houston 77
19= Terry Rathbone, Keith Tunstall, Neale Laurent, Craig Moylan 76
19= Dale Beaghan, Pete Ledger, Anthony Wilson, John Fielding 76
21= Bev Crute, Geoff Bloom, David Shelmerdine, Graham Pike 75
21= Lewis Marland, Alf Shillitoe, Rob Laurent, Gareth Winstone 75
21= Peter Noblett, Peter Veitch, Andy Veitch, Dave Lomax 75
24= Geoff Haynes, Bernard McDonald, Peter Fidler, Trevor Harrison 73
24= Ray Jones, Steve Tyrell, Ian Berresford, Dave Scholes 73
24= Paul Salt, Jon Hudson, Rob Hughes, John Hudson 73

Vale Royal Weds 14th December 2016
1a Jim Caldwell x4
1b John Stubbs x4
2a Dave Blood x4
2b Brian Hopkins x4
3 Paul Salt x4
4 Simon Taylor x4
4b Dale Beaghan x4
5 Eddie Jordan x4
5b Les Penson x4
6 Phil Dermott x4
7 John Berry x4
7 Rob Little x4
8 Frank Stapleton x4
8b Les Russon x4
9a Ian King x4
10 Mick Mahon x4
11a Lewis Marland x4
11b Trevor Foster x4
12a Richard Blackwell x4
12b Phil Vokes x4
13 Dan Huffman x4
14 Dave Moore x4
14b Dan Huffman x4
15a Rob Weston x4
15b Dave Goodwin x4
16 Pete Tinkler x4
17 Paul Smith x4
18a Bev Crute x4
18b Chris Adams x4
res Si Hemsley x4
Gary Neiles x4

Results from sizzling Stockport

Maxitours trip to Portugal – Monday is the last day for entries!!
Vale Royal 14th Dec- full
Ringway 22nd Dec-full
Mere 5th Jan -spaces
Vale Royal 11th Jan- spaces

Maxitours at sizzling Stockport
Incredibly mild and slightly drizzly weather greeted today’s Maxitours competitors at Stockport Golf Club . Thanks to Liam Harrison for videoing the event- please click on this link to watch some high quality golf!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk92_85-mEM

As you can see this class golf course is in really terrific condition for the time of year and Stockport is definitely back to its very best. Adam the new greens keeper has a growing reputation and is earning plenty of respect from members and visitors alike. There has been extensive drainage work on the course and this has paid off allowing us to play when most other local courses were closed due to the large volume of rain that fell last night.

Thanks to everyone at Stockport for making me feel so welcome. Throughout the day various club dignitaries always pop in for a chat and it is noticeable how friendly everyone is. There is a great atmosphere in the clubhouse and pro Gary Norcott is also top man.

Les Russon handed over his team entry fee before play and told me that team mate Rob Kenyon who rarely goes in the 2’s entered as last night he had a dream that he would make two twos. Unfortunately he must have been slightly delirious as it took him at least two shots before he got close to the green on any of them.

Stoke on Trent’s Terry Rathbone was in for a shock when I teamed him up with Neale Laurent and Craig Moylan.
‘What the hell are you doing putting us with two undercover coppers?’ Said the excitable Staffordshire man. He finally calmed down when I told him it was their day off.

Roy Hargreaves from Shrigley Hall teamed up with Alan Pengelly, Alan Smith and Alan Frazer. In an amazing twist of fate Roy’s all time favourite song is Paul Simon’s ‘You can call me Al.’ Which is what he was doing to his team mates all day. Interestingly when he hit his ball out of bounds on the 4th all he could hear was the ‘sound of silence’ and when he hit the pond on the 6th he could be seen looking for a’ bridge over the troubled water.’

In today’s event Les Russon’s cosmopolitan Bramall team were on form again to pick up 5th place with 84 points. Team mate Steve Merricks was talking about himself in the bar again after play. ‘Did you notice I had three birdies today Tim?’
‘No.’

This score was matched and bettered on the last three hole card play off by Knutsford’s Les Penson(15) and his pals from Heyrose golf Club-Graham Jackson(11), Mike Hazeldine(19) and Steve Blakeway(3). These four are drinking buddies in the Station pub at Mobberley and that was where they were headed to celebrate after a successful day on the links.

Craig Dyson(8) is known as ‘the jigsaw’ because his game often falls to pieces. Today it all came together with some great shot making. The missing piece of the puzzle was new team mate Russ Lees(7) who picked up six shots during his round. John Kilner(5) and Dave Smith(12) completed the talented quartet.

Eddie Jordan(14) from Chorley is a lovely man and he had his best finish for nearly eight years as his team scored an impressive 87 points to take 2nd place. Five handicapper Dean Hibbert recorded four gross birdies as the whole team contributed well. Brian Carroll(11) and Dave Ashton(11) also played very well.

When a fresh faced emotional Greg Norman won the Australian Masters in 1981 he said ‘ I would like to thank my parents for all they have done, especially my mum and dad.’ Hugh Mullen(9) was also overcome with emotion and talking gibberish in the bar after his first victory of the year. Team mates Barney Ross (4), Paul Dalby(5) and Phil Vokes(4) were delighted to be back in the prizes after a barren spell. Well played chaps, great scoring.
‘The green keeper deserves a big pat on the back- those greens were firm and true all day’ said a delighted Vokes.

Thanks to all who played today, once again there was a 100% attendance- brilliant.

Yours in Golf, Tim
Nearest the Pin 16th Ian Berresford Dozen AD333s
Nearest the pin in two 18th Martin Routley Dozen AD333s
2’s £170 3 pro v1s or 8 srixon AD333s per two
Phil Vokes Geoff Bloom Andy Corner Brendon Leighton Terry Rathbone Keith Tunstall Ian Berresford Dave Harris x2 Steve Blakeway Frank Stapleton Richard Blackwell Jim Caldwell Mike Masser Nigel Warley

Stockport 08-Dec-2016
Pos Team Players Score OoM Comment
1 Phil Vokes, Barney Ross, Paul Dalby, Hugh Mullen 87 12 FJ Merino sweater each
2 Eddie Jordan, David Ashton, Brian Carroll, Dean Hibbert 87 10 Ashworth Sweater each
3 Craig Dyson, Russ Lees, John Kilner, Dave Smith 85 8 Sunice shirt each
4 Les Penson, Mike Hazeldine, Graham Jackson, Steve Blakeway 84 6 Maxitours shirt each
5 Les Russon, Rob Kenyon, Ian Handy, Steve Merricks 84 4 Maxitours shirt each
6 Frank Stapleton, Stuart Pearson, Dave Wilson, John Gripton 83 2 Cleveland winter hat each
7 Dave Blood, Jim Cox, Alan Costello, Ian Smith 83
8= Andy Salt, Mike Hill, Andy Corner, Hjohn Taylor 82
8= Richard Blackwell, Tony Jennison, John Hilton, Chris Marshall 82
8= Ian King, Joe Kirwan, Darren Whittaker, Mike Spencer 82
11 John Rigby, Dave Marchant, Bob Sinclair, Alan Hunt 81
12 David Kelly, Dave Harlow, Bob Sutton, John Atkin 79
13= Mike Dean, Neil Swarbrick, Mike Masser, Pete Tomlinson 78
13= Jim Caldwell, Nigel Milroy, Bryce Brooks, Nigel Nichens 78
13= Simon Ashton, Lawrence Boswell, Dave Harris, Mick Jones 78
16= Alan Pengelly, Alan Smith, Alan Frazer, Roy Hargreaves 77
16= Mick Mahon, Richard Palmer, John Farnsworth, Frank Hindle 77
16= Trevor Foster, Peter Cross, Nigel Warley, Pete Houston 77
19= Terry Rathbone, Keith Tunstall, Neale Laurent, Craig Moylan 76
19= Dale Beaghan, Pete Ledger, Anthony Wilson, John Fielding 76
21= Bev Crute, Geoff Bloom, David Shelmerdine, Graham Pike 75
21= Lewis Marland, Alf Shillitoe, Rob Laurent, Gareth Winstone 75
21= Peter Noblett, Peter Veitch, Andy Veitch, Dave Lomax 75
24= Geoff Haynes, Bernard McDonald, Peter Fidler, Trevor Harrison 73
24= Ray Jones, Steve Tyrell, Ian Berresford, Dave Scholes 73
24= Paul Salt, Jon Hudson, Rob Hughes, John Hudson 73

Vale Royal Weds 14th December 2016
1a Jim Caldwell x4
1b John Stubbs x4
2a Dave Blood x4
2b Brian Hopkins x4
3 Paul Salt x4
4 Simon Taylor x4
4b Dale Beaghan x4
5 Eddie Jordan x4
5b Les Penson x4
6 Phil Dermott x4
7 John Berry x4
7 Rob Little x4
8 Frank Stapleton x4
8b Les Russon x4
9a Ian King x4
10 Mick Mahon x4
11a Lewis Marland x4
11b Trevor Foster x4
12a Richard Blackwell x4
12b Phil Vokes x4
13 Dan Huffman x4
14 Dave Moore x4
14b Dan Huffman x4
15a Rob Weston x4
15b Dave Goodwin x4
16 Pete Tinkler x4
17 Paul Smith x4
18a Bev Crute x4
18b Chris Adams x4
res Si Hemsley x4
Gary Neiles x4

Results from sublime Sandiway

*Don’t forget Maxitours handicaps are always reduced by 1 for a win and 1/2 shot after a 2nd place until the end of the season*

Stockport 8th Dec – full
Vale Royal 14th Dec- full
Ringway 22nd Dec – spaces
Mere 5th Jan – spaces
Vale Royal 11th Jan- spaces
Caldy 19th Jan -1 space

Maxitours at sublime Sandiway

Sandiway Golf Club hosted the latest Maxitours event of the Winter tour. This terrific venue was once again in fantastic condition. Many thanks to head green keeper Brian and all his staff for their efforts.

General Manager Anthony Roberts always employs great staff in the Clubhouse and the guys working behind the bar did a great job today- many thanks.

The frosted fairways and crystal clear blue skies led to some spectacular views on what many believe is Cheshire’s finest golf course. Big Dave Wilson loves Sandiway. He loves the rolling fairways , the tall pines, lovely lakes and more importantly for Dave the hot meat and potato pies behind the bar are a particular favourite of his. He had one before play and two in the bar after his round to set a new Maxitours record.

The 18th was playing tough all day and I couldn’t believe that the closest to the pin was 25 feet away. With the very last shot of the day I looked out of the window to see a ball nestle up to within 2 inches. A delighted Trevor Foster tapped in the birdie. Incredibly Ian Handy won nearest the pin on the 8th when his last shot of the day also won him the prize.

The course gradually thawed throughout the day but there were a few tricky bounces to contend with and course management was at a premium.
Unlucky Darren Whittaker was at it again. After another dodgy bounce into a bunker he declared to his team that it is incredible but he is jinxed whenever he plays on a Thursday. His team were delighted to point out that today was Tuesday.

The scoring was incredibly close and after some high scores in recent weeks just FORTY points was good enough to win against a high quality field at Sandiway today!!!!!

Manchester United have plenty of talent and everyone knows they play the best football in the premiership but they are struggling to get on a winning streak this season. The same could be said for two of their legends Frank Stapleton(13) and Stuart Pearson(7). Stuart was one of the best finishers in the game but he three putted the last from close range and they had to settle for 5th place with 39 points.

John Rigby(14) and John McConinck(13) from Alsager finished 4th after excellent back nine. John Rigby was ranked 898th on the Maxitours order of merit which by an incredible coincidence is the same as Tiger Woods’ current world ranking. Rigby was on fire over the closing holes and the silver fox was delighted with his best finish for years.

There were three teams tied on forty points and a card play-off was also required to split the talented trio. Bramall nice guys Steve Merricks(6) and Simon Burgess(15) had a best of the day 24 points on the front nine but after failing to pick up a single point between then on the 15th they had to settle for 3rd place. That didn’t stop them from getting drunk in the bar afterwards.

Denton’s Dave Blood (8)and Jim Cox(5) were pipping after finishing in 2nd place. These two play plenty of Maxitours golf and they used all their experience to also score 40 points. Cox birdied the index 1 fifth hole towards the end of their round to give them a timely boost.

Taking the honours were the pairing of Accountant Phil ‘Duffer’ Davis(6) as he is fondly known and motor industry specialist Steve Lambert(4). Davies loves cold and frosty conditions and proudly informed me that he once appeared on ski Sunday- as a yodeller! He could be heard yodelling down the A556 as he sung his way back to Lymm Golf Club. They were both delighted with the biggest wins of their careers. Steve declared ‘That was brilliant, we really enjoyed it!’

Congratulations chaps , great golf.
Thanks to everyone for your 100% attendance again- superb.
Yours in golf, Tim.

8th Ian Handy Dozen AD333 s
18th Trevor Foster Dozen AD333s
2’s sweep £170 12 srixons or 5 pro v1s
Richard Johnson Trevor Foster Nigel Milroy Terry Rathbone Dave Wilson Stuart Pearson Dale Beaghan Geoff Mitchell Peter Veitch Ian Berrisford

Sandiway 29-Nov-2016
Pos Player pairings Score OoM Comment
1 Steve Lambert, Phil Davis 40 12 Cleveland wedge each
2 Dave Blood, Jim Cox 40 11 Maxitours merino sweater each
3 Steve Merricks, Simon Burgess 40 10 Ashworth sweater each
4 John Rigby, Rob McConick 39 9 Ashworth sweater each
5 Frank Stapleton, Stuart Pearson 39 8 Cutter and Buck shirt each
6 Hugh Mullen, Paul Dalby 39 7 Maxitours shirt each
7 Mike Jones, Rick Booth 38 6 Maxitours shirt each
8 Carl H-Jones, Gary Crier 38 5 Maxitours shirt each
9 Paul Smith, Simon Walton 38 4 Maxitours winter hat
10 John Hilditch, Jordan Shepherd 38 3 Maxitours winter hat
11 Jason Henderson, Paul Clay 38 2
12 Richard Johnson, Tom Davis 38 1
13= Pete Cleaver, Sam Cleaver 38
13= Bob Picthall, John Hulme 38
15= Ian Ainsworth, Greoff Haynes 37
15= Martin France, Pete Atherton 37
15= Jim Caldwell, Andrew Aherne 37
15= John Longworth, Joe Yates 37
15= Alan Simpson, Alan Drew 37
15= Eddie Jordan, David Ashton 37
21= Dave Marchant, Bob Sinclair 36
21= Ray Jones, Ian Berrisford 36
21= Steve Tyrell, Ray Massey 36
24= Simon Hemsley, Dave Howarth 35
24= Trevor Harrison, Ray Stringer 35
24= Paul Rudkin, Kevin Roberts 35
24= Dale Beaghan, Pete Ledger 35
24= Brian Hopkins, Mark Taylor 35
24= Steve Aspinall, Colin Berry 35
24= David Kelly, John Atkin 35
24= Phil Vokes, Barney Ross 35
24= Darren Whittaker, Mike Spencer 35
33= Mick Mahon, Frank Hindle 34
33= Richard Palmer, John Farnsworth 34
33= Chris Wrighton, Geoff Mitchell 34
33= Steve Lamont, Steve Brooks 34
33= Ian George, Ian Smith 34
33= Barry Wilson, Eugenio Fernandez 34
39= Ashley Elliott, Bob Eastwood 33
39= Dave Wilson, Noel Kelly 33
39= Simon Poucher, Vic Nilson 33
39= Terry Rathbone, Keith Tunstall 33
39= Terry Cross, Gerry English 33
44= Lewis Marland, Kevin Seaton 32
44= Stuart Blake, Dave Harlow 32
46= Steve Sutton, Nigel Milroy 31
46= Alan Forber, Dan Murray 31
46= Les Russon, Rob Kenyon 31
49= Peter Veitch, Martin Bradwell 29
49= Pete Taylor, Gavin Laidlaw 29
49= Pete Houston, Steve Riley 29
52 Anthony Wilson, John Fielding 27

Stockport 11am shotgun Thursday 8th December
1a Frank Stapleton x4
1b Ian Ainsworth x4
2 Brian Hopkins x4
3a Richard Blackwell x4
3b Ray Jones x4
4a Martin Bramwell x4
4b Paul Salt x4
5 Jon Hudson x4
6a Simon Ashton x4
7 Craig Dyson x4
7b Simon Hemsley x4
8 Terry Rathbone x2 2 players required
9a Bev Crute x4
9 Les Russon x4
10a David Kelly x4
10b Jim Caldwell x4
11 Simon Poucher x4
12a Mike Dean x4
12b Dale Beaghan x4
13a Colin Roberts x4
13b Ian King x4
14a Mick Mahon x4
15a Phil Vokes x4
15 Trevor Foster x4
16 Les Penson x4
17a Lewis Marland x2 John Hilditch x2
17b Eddie Jordan x4
18 Dave Blood x4
res
Pete Cotton x4
Nigel Clowes x4
Barry Simpson x4
Richard Williamson x4

Maxitours in Portugal 40 players fully paid thank you

Dear Maxitours Golfer,

Many thanks for your support of this trip which should be fabulous.
We have forty really nice guys already signed up and looking forward to breaking up their Winter by getting some warm Mediterranean sun this January. There is now room for just 4 more teams.

All this INCLUDING FLIGHT + CLUB CARRIAGE for £599!!

Itinerary

12th Jan depart Manchester 14.35pm arrive 17.35pm

15 minute Airport transfer to hotel

Welcome drinks reception.7.30-8pm in the lovely 5* Vilasol bar

8-8.30pm Teams depart at leisure for evening meal in Vilamoura or Almancil

13th Jan Tournament round 1 +50 Free range balls + free bar 5.30-6.30pm

14th Jan Tournament round 2 +50 free range balls +free bar 5.30-6.30pm

15th Jan tournament round 3 + 50 free range balls + free bar 5.30-6.30pm

teams to tee off in reverse order on final day.

7.30pm Presentation dinner, prize giving and free wine/beer.

16th dep Faro 11.00am arrive 14.10pm

Here are the teams so far signed up so you can check the form guide of the forty Maxitours players over the next few weeks!

Team 1 Lee Tilley
David Sarsfield
David Rhodes
Charles Norbury
Team 2 Andrew Wilde
Robert Norbury
Michael Norbury
Jon Barnes
Team 3 Ian King
Joseph Kirwan
Darren Whittaker
Simon Hemsley
Team 4 Michael Mahon
Richard Palmer
John Farnsworth
Frank Hindle
Team 5 Alan Smith
Alan Runciman
Andrew Wallace
Alan Forber
Team 6 Allan McNicol
Philip Chadwick
Allan Goble
Nicholas Birch
Team 7 Allan Brown
Michael Brown
Stephen Baldwin
Andrew bennett
Team 8 Steve Hall
Chris Adams
Garry Titchen
Bill Riorden
Team 9 David Woods
Robert Eastwood
Frederick Robinson
Alan Demmy
Team10 James Clarke
James Joyce
David Thomas
Christopher Clarke

Yours in holiday mood,
Tim